Caption competition #9235818

Man pointing:”Then you come on this side of the flying machine and you kindly ask the pilot who sits up there to see his license to fly this evil machine!”

(man pointing) See that there is my dignity, i said id never be caught in a bright yellow jacket!

Ok, not my original quote, but here is an attempt at another one…

And we call these things A e r o p l a n e s, pepole fly on them

I could make a controversial statement regarding airport security staff.. :dev2:

Have got an interesting caption to share, but first I need to know if anoyone can tell what the object is that the guy on the left-hand side is holding?

The joke is on you guys they are both blind :p

“I still dont understand that BACON joke”

I told you that bit said do not paint!

does my hair look ok ? do i need more fake tan!!

Man pointing ” I think my bathroom would be nice in this blue”

Man pointing: ”You see that hole there, don’t worry about it, It will be fine…”

Man pointing: That’s where you put the parking ticket.

Man Pointing: Ahhhh so that were I left it!!

“It’s easy son, when the punters come down them steps, you just stand here and say ‘tickets please…” 😀

Security Guard (Right)- “This Colour We Call Blue, Its Shiny And Blue!”
Security Guard (Left)- “Right I Think I’ve Got It…. Lets Go For A Pint!”

Heres Mine. Not To Good REally But It’ll Do

Jon

And we call these things A e r o p l a n e s, pepole fly on them

Guy pointing: “Im a little teapot………”

“That’s where the ‘go faster’ stripes will be applied. Once we get her windows tinted and three spoke alloys put on her she’ll look mint!”

Paul

“I tell you, he went in there…the little man went in there!!”

“Up there’s where the pilot makes the neeeeeaaaowwww noise”