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“Its breeding season down at the Boeing Yards”

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By: Whiskey Delta - 19th June 2004 at 14:32

Does this airplane make my a$$ look big?

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By: Ren Frew - 19th June 2004 at 10:19

“No I don’t want to go fecking large!”

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By: Bmused55 - 18th June 2004 at 22:46

“Airplane my a$$, get me a boeing”

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By: Johnny - 18th June 2004 at 21:25

Looks like the indicator is off on our left wing. I’ll go change the bulb, sir.

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By: John C - 18th June 2004 at 20:41

“Do I look like fscking santa claus?”

or

“2 metres, 1 metre aaand we’re down. Now for heavens sake will you remember to write up that broken altimeter”

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By: tenthije - 18th June 2004 at 20:27

was I really speeding officer?

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By: RIPConcorde - 18th June 2004 at 17:53

It’s the morning after, and the pilot isn’t feeling too great so proceeds to spew out the window.

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By: Arabella-Cox - 18th June 2004 at 16:20

Bloody arse has crashed into me!

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By: Vicbitter - 18th June 2004 at 06:25

excuse me could you tell me the way to Heathrow

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By: Robert Hamilton - 18th June 2004 at 02:18

just after the a baggage handler gets sucked into the engine the pilot says

“what a bl**dy mess the colour of his bones spoil the look of are paint scheme”

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By: Dutchy - 18th June 2004 at 01:34

“Always difficult to park in reverse”

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By: Ren Frew - 18th June 2004 at 01:28

“Oh f*ck, we’re in the red!”

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By: KabirT - 18th June 2004 at 01:23

“No sir, dont worry this is not an overgrown sausage”

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By: EAL_KING - 18th June 2004 at 00:40

oops we hit the damn ramp agent again

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By: turbo_NZ - 17th June 2004 at 23:13

“damn propeller’s fallen off again”..

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By: starjet - 17th June 2004 at 23:10

“What was that?”

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By: jethro15 - 17th June 2004 at 23:03

“Blimey skipper, that one was a bit high, please lay off the curries”

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By: Mark L - 8th June 2004 at 22:08

And here:
http://www.jethros.i12.com/FLEETS/Listings/FLIGHTLINE.html

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By: TWA302 - 8th June 2004 at 20:45

Interestingly enough this plane crashed in Florence yesterday 😮

Got a link to that claim? :confused:

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