Captions please for Vulcan at Cosford

‘Blown out of all proportion!’

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The Labour government announced new plans to “downsize” the RAF.

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This one made me laugh hardest, but all very clever thankyou all for taking the time

A certain TVOC engineers new red flying suit was the bo****ks
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The Vulcan did appear at Cosford, honest guy 😉

Laughing me Knacker’s off, thank you ALL! so very muchly

Ok here my very lame one! :rolleyes:

Ok Son, that’s it just keep on walking nice and slow, keeep your cool now, and quit it with the silly grin……….

If anyone ask’s us anything, you just act mute, I’ll do all the gibbering, making no sence to the nob’s, they should swallow that and just think we are hired country dimwit’s lumbered with moving it about some…………..

I will just whisle now Son :rolleyes: not a care in the world, as we keep walking nice and slow calmly to the gate…….

When we get out of the gate Son, we will just turn left down the lane, still keeep walking nice and slow an calmly…….

When we hit the turnpike Son, ring your uncle Mickey and tell em we have a good score and bring his Transit Van, we will make a killlin with this bird on Evilbay!! 😉

‘TVOC’s Vulcan for those smaller airshows that want a vulcan but dont have the budget’

“Im sure the Pilots Notes stated that the Rotation Speed was faster than this….”

Who said XH558 wouldnt be at Cosford this year?

Ah but will it be Legends?

:diablo: Ok I’ll get me coat……….. Taxi for Bex 😮

Hurricane snorts in disgust “Such a lot of fuss over that little thing?”

Aircrew practise for the forthcoming RAF Disbandment Flypast.
Jim

its good to laugh isnt it, ive laughed at quiet a few of these

See, I told you we don’t need any of that expensive jet fuel, you pull and I’ll push, faster faster…………

Still sipping my morning coffe, so these might stink…

A rare glimpse into the 9th dimentional mechanics of an aircraft taking off.

“Steady now Hopkins, its a walk in the park”.

“Sergeant Majors marching up and down the square! Left, right, left…”

Unknown to most people, Avro first introduced the Vulcan as a small fighter aircraft, but lost to the competing Hawker Hurricane. A spokesman from Avro announced “This is very unfair, we are taking our aircraft, and we are going home.”

“This is not Margate beach!”

Some from above i really liked (if we are voting on them later):

The Vulcan Aerodynamic Braking demo team do their walk-through.

The Labour government announced new plans to “downsize” the RAF.

I tell you it’d be far easier to deflate it before we got to the car

” The drawings were to scale you bloody idiot!!!!”

Good news: The UK’s independent nuclear deterrent handed back to V Force
Bad news: Red Arrows reduced to a Hawker Hurricane solo display team

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‘Now if this doesn’t scare Putin I don’t know what will’

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‘If we don’t find that Victor soon we’ll have to push this thing all the way back to Scampton’

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‘Excuse me, is this Rio de Janeiro? No? Boy, are we lost’

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‘Huh, Who needs the JSF – we can fit dozens of these things on the carriers’

Tiny Vulcan Operating Company

‘Oky so which smart Alec decided to build a 4:1 Hurricane model complete with ground craw’

The Vulcan Aerodynamic Braking demo team do their walk-through.

Ken

Is that tiny man in red, standing up in the cockpit, the pilot?

The guy in the front is saying quietly out of the side of his mouth to the guy at the back…..

“Cor! Never knew all them people on forums thought 558 was real.”

Regards,

kev35