Cats, and how to remove them.

I don’t love or hate them, the ignorant lumps of fur.
But, lately I’ve been finding CatPoo in my garden. Apart from being a mess, my children could get all sorts of diseases.

What deterrent / repellant actually works? Years ago I used some little brickette things which stank so much it ruined the aroma from the flowers! I’m not sure they worked anyway.

Do the half full bottles of water work?
What else does the cat lover / hater suggest?

I live near a Zoo, but I don’t think they will sell me Tiger/Lion/Jaguar Poo.

Although it would add a humourous tone to the thread, no suggestions of size 12 boot up the ar5e etc. please. 🙂