Cats

This is our (soon to arrive) newest edition. Going by the name of Jetspots Mystique (Misty for short), she is a snow spotted (or Leopard Spotted Snow) Bengal. Will join Dollie (4 yo brown spotted Bengal) and Ziggy (17 yo Siamese).

For anyone who doesn’t know, Bengals are quite mad.

JC

http://www.catscans.com/

😉

My brother’s cat coming in from the garden and jumping on my open scanner. I just pressed the button.

A load of old dogwash, ooh er missus …. ?

Superbeast in her bed – she once spent the best part of two days in this, without moving.

It’s so infectious, you can’t help but laugh about it

http://www.weed.ru/temp/catglobus.swf

Here’s my Lola in a typical position. Her look, location and unmistakable happiness undoubtedly mean that, when i took the picture, i was totally fed up with her on my lap and needed to do something really important (going to the loo or getting another beer, or both if i was in a really efficient state of mind) really soon.

Best thing about Lola is that she’s really smart. Because she realised i no longer cared for her scratching me, she has now discovered it’s a lot of fun to bruise me. She lays down on my lap, puts her head against my upper arm, and starts bashing/pushing really hard. Purrrrr-BASH……. purrrrr-BASH….. purrrrr…..wrrrrrrrrr. She gets really cuddly when i’m sore enough.

This is Lucy.
Soft and cuddly, but with very very sharp edges.

This one apparently thought it was a guard dog, and watched me as I photographed its owners shop.

Flood

Just knew someone would come up with that…

Flood

Surely you’ve seen a tight pussy before!!!!!

Cats are the only real animals. Lovely, good hunters and they have something between there heads (not like dogs :diablo: )

My nasty animal…….Love her really though.

There’s a one-eyed cat around here that’s always walking backwards.

Difference between cats and dogs…

Dog will watch you putting up shelves, think to itself “I dunno what he’s doing but it looks great?”

Cat will watch you putting up shelves and think to itself ” Those shoes don’t go with those trousers!” :diablo:

Feel the force!!!

“A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don’t want the cat shut in the house because “she” always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn’t want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. “He’s just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.” A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. ‘Sorry I took so long,’ he says, as they drive away. ‘Stupid bi+ch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat a$$ downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'”

Thanks to my friend in New Jersey for that.

Having said that I love cats, especially when they’re fresh out of the wok 😛

Actually I have to confess, I love my cat, her name is Ripley. She’s named after Sigorney Weavers Character in the Alien Movies, and true to form my cats goes around killing anything that moves! She’s a great bird hunter, don’t know how many times I’ve had to clean up what remains of the birds she’s brought in.

My other halfs cat is a good Mouser, she just goes for them oh and Frogs, she has this weird thing for frogs, and both of them love lizards, one of them caught a blue tounge and left it on out door step! I don’t really like my missus cat, she’s old and incredably lazy, I don’t know how many times I’ve had to scoot her out to the toilets because she just can’t be bothered going in there and the smell, whoa, I thought my missus was bad *runs ducking for cover*. My cat goes outside all the time, either that or straight for the fresh kitty litter, such a good cat my ripley is!

LMAO.. Got something on your mind, Flood? :p

I can’t even post anything…no matter what it’ll just be so damn dirty! lol

Friggin boys.

The only question now is why it took so long.

J.V.

Just knew someone would come up with that…

Flood

I’ve seen lots of drunk pussies in my time

I thought it might

And you obviously know the answer