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Channel Four BIG BROTHER Aviation Connection

The fool that I am, I flipped TC channels last night and accidentally caught approximately 30 seconds of Big Brother. Why? With our boys dying in Afghanistan and Iraq and with all the crap that is happening in the world around us, I feel disillusioned and disgusted at a society obsessed with a bunch of nobodies.

Oh, the aviation connection…

Using any aircraft in history and using any type of weapon, what would you use to end this trashy show? My concern is for collateral damage, so the Enola Gay is out, then I thought about a Mars water bomber filled with pig manure. Just need a crew…

..any volunteers?

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By: critter592 - 13th June 2008 at 21:16

Am I the only one thinking its time we all got out a little more?

A tongue in cheek comment, surely?! :D:D:D
I think the people that ought to get out more are the people that watch this drivel. (language moderated by self).

Incidentally, I believe I have found the ideal antidote to Big Bore, for those of you out there whose wives/ girlfriends/ partners/ flatmates/ pets are obsessed with this crud:

1. Consume large quantity of alcohol.
2. Pass out.
3. Job done…

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By: Arabella-Cox - 13th June 2008 at 11:49

Am i the only one thinking its time we all got out a little more ?

That said i do like the battle Royale option, except arm them with plastic spoons! It takes longer and hurts more!

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By: Nashio966 - 12th June 2008 at 19:45

if its Alien technology, why not just leave an egg in there, watch ’em go one by one with the face hugger etc- less contamination in the gene pool, more entertaining than watching them cook etc…..:diablo:

now that would be entertaining TV…..

definitely would be, though, i cant see it being shown uncut before the 9pm watershed, which would be a shame 😉

We could put the word out that one of them’s a Cylon agent and watch them tear themselves apart.

this again, an excellent idea, though didnt this sort of happen with the transvestite last time or whenever it was?

the final Cylon is hiding in there…………. no way, Grace Park, Lucy Lawless etc, they are far too attractive to be stuck there….;)

seen the latest one yet, guess who the fifth one is :diablo:

personally i think a scenario much like “Battle Royale” would be interesting, probably have to expant the compound somewhat :diablo:

of the ideas posted so far,

1) put an alien egg in the big brother house, and watch the mayhem ensue!
2) a lancaster with a grand slam bomb! *evil cackle* (though would they have been able to hit it dead on with one?)
3) Battle Royale (use your imagination really ties into the first one somewhat)

any of the above three, a pair, or all of them would be excellent viewing

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By: Arabella-Cox - 12th June 2008 at 19:32

I vote for me with a 12-bore, loads of ammo! has the makings of a pleasent afternoon

It just wasn’t the same…

Chavs (sorry) were a lot slower and less intelligent than foxes.

But at-least no-one complained…

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By: Scouse - 12th June 2008 at 19:29

I’m with Daz on this one from the first page of postings. Nice’n’chunky Grand Slam dropped for a fair old height so that it buries itself in the earth first.
Then WHOOMPH…problem solved:diablo:

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By: Arabella-Cox - 12th June 2008 at 19:12

I vote for me with a 12-bore, loads of ammo! has the makings of a pleasent afternoon

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By: Heard not seen - 12th June 2008 at 17:59

One BLU-82B (daisy cutter) kindly dropped out the back of a MC-130. Sorted :diablo:

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By: Arabella-Cox - 12th June 2008 at 17:08

I think maybe a large scale B52 attack would sort out big brother.

look at this video, it is from the tv comedy show extras, it is the christmas special, in this ricky gervais sums up modern media (Big Brother and reality tv rubbish). Warning: Does contain 2 f’s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQAr_AjZt-E

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By: Davej - 12th June 2008 at 10:00

My weapon of choice, 2000lb JDAM! Pinpoint accuracy coupled with high order detonation. Have a nice day BB:)

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By: hardtarget - 12th June 2008 at 09:41

No competition….The Vulcan on its first public display carrying…whats that oh its the blue steel missile, lets have a test drop shall we hehe.

Be a great end to the show and will please all aviation enthusiasts just for the sight alone.

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By: Oxcart - 11th June 2008 at 22:27

I’m very much looking forward to the new series of Thunderbirds myself!!-anyway, back on topic-how about a flight of Hawker Typhoons-we’d get to hear those sabres too-bonus!!!

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By: Zebedee - 11th June 2008 at 22:17

Watching UFO these days always reminds me of a Chris Wren cartoon in an old copy of Air International…

Assorted brass are being shown the latest interceptor and one points out the two air to air missiles….

“But what if the enemy sends three bombers…?”

And as for those purple hair… what was that all about…? Anti static..? Strakers personal fetish…? I think we should be told…

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By: BSG-75 - 11th June 2008 at 21:58

way off thread now !

😀

Not tempted by a mk9 Hawk…? or a UFO Interceptor…?

Zeb

never could see the point of the UFO interceptors, one shot only, can’t move without Gabriela Drake telling you to – actually, I could dress up in a uniform and take orders from her – It still makes me flutter when I hear that slightly plumby voice say “moonbase to SHADO control”….. check out the die-casts you can get now Skydiver (only ever fired one shot at any one UFO as well) Eagles, SHADO Mobiles…..Lt Ellis dolls :eek:(no, don’t have one….)

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By: Zebedee - 11th June 2008 at 21:36

XN923 you forgot the eagles from Space 1999 lol 😮

Not tempted by a mk9 Hawk…? or a UFO Interceptor…?

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By: Zebedee - 11th June 2008 at 21:30

use the Quatermass II rocket’s nuclear second stage to irradiate the ****ers.

Nah… why waste a perfectly good rocket… just use a Royal Navy Wessex to airlift a nuke in…

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By: Junk Collector - 11th June 2008 at 18:03

I would go for a classic approach UH 1 conversion, spraying agent orange

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By: Arabella-Cox - 11th June 2008 at 18:02

‘Day Foor in da Big Bruvver House; only da Coobras remain aloive.’

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By: fw190uk - 11th June 2008 at 17:25

ok,ok i`ll stop now

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By: XN923 - 11th June 2008 at 17:16

XN923 you forgot the eagles from Space 1999 lol 😮

😀 And the Angels from Captain Scarlet!

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By: fw190uk - 11th June 2008 at 17:13

XN923 you forgot the eagles from Space 1999 lol 😮

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