Chicken with Peas

Yeah? So why not roll it up in a bit of rolled up grease-proofed toilet paper? – Nermal

i think it would burn too quickly, and what if Ive not got a garden to get soem grass clippings?

Cunning

Yeah? So why not roll it up in a bit of rolled up grease-proofed toilet paper? – Nermal

Garden clippings, oh is that what you call them, you journo’s are all the same

I think the belief is that you put some dried garden clippings in there, roll it up, then (gents only) hang it from your lower lip… – Nermal

talking of dried leafy things…. where my roll up papers go?

Beats me why anyone would to drink dried leaves in boiling water…;)

Flood.™

I never put milk in first, you need the hot water to circulate the leafy things in the whatchamacallitt with the holes

But what about if she put the milk in first (or vice versa – bah! Revealed that I don’t drink tea!)?

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she would have big ears to balance it on

You’d want a sow for making tea? How would she hold the tea pot?

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for putting the kettle on would do me for now lol

Depends if yow warnts ‘un fer making bacon or fur show…;) – Nermal

The way people stare at me in here Im sure they already have suspicions of me!
But the is a good point well put, a young-ish sow is whats needed lol

Yep everything, time to move on and find a new piglet

Unless you want people to get suspicious I think you’ll find the term is sow.;)
As for meals using urine I think you’ll find that there are many people around who have known for ages that this is happening on a widespread basis. In fact lager is just a small part of it! – Nermal

Yep everything, time to move on and find a new piglet

US scientists have developed a dried food ration that soldiers can hydrate by adding dirty water or urine. The chicken and rice meal comes with a filter that removes 99.9 per cent of bacteria and most toxic chemicals.

Everything?

Flood.™

I hate that pig, she has ruined eveything in my life

Maybe Kurmitz could put in a good word for you!;)

Flood.™