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Christmas is coming.

Don’t I know it.
I’m already sick of it. In mid September I went into a pub that had a tree up and when I asked why I was told it was so they could get bookings for Christmas.
I have Muslim and Sikh friends who feel that they have to give gifts because of the retail fest also know as Christmas.

But please, Christmas is a religious festival, or it used to be.

Do you like Christmas or not? Don’t give the standard ‘It’s just for the kids’ reply. Take them to church and then I might listen.

I’m off to read a book called ‘A Grumpy Old Christmas’ 😀

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By: RpR - 18th December 2013 at 17:51

Do you like Christmas or not?


It’s the most wonderful time of the year
(Most wonderful time)
With the kids jingle-belling
And everyone telling you
Be of good cheer
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

It’s the hap-happiest season of all
With those holiday greetings
And great happy meetings
When friends come to call
It’s the hap-happiest season of all

There’ll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for roasting
And caroling out in the snow
There’ll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories
Of Christmases long, long ago

It’s the most wonderful time of the year
There be much mistletoe-ing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah

Woah, there’ll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for roasting
And caroling out in the snow
There’ll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories
Of Christmases long, long ago

It’s the most wonderful time of the year
There be much mistletoe-ing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

Merry Christmas and God speed to you all.

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By: Mr Merry - 17th December 2013 at 21:03

Hi All,

Mr Merry,
All the Rug Rats have grown up now but will still enjoy the day. :highly_amused:

Geoff.

Good for you and your family, no offence intended from me. (for a change). If you lot like it, fine by me.

I still hate the ‘retail fest’ that is suppost to be about Chistmas.

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By: Lincoln 7 - 9th December 2013 at 17:06

[QUOTE=1batfastard;2094368]Hi All,
Jim be sure to wear a condom for the turkey and a back support for the three Mother Christmas’s :highly_amused:

Geoff, I have a job these days to raise a smile…:D..anything else is a bonus…..:highly_amused:
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By: 1batfastard - 9th December 2013 at 16:38

CHRISTMAS shopping DONE :D, rest of the decs to do this W/end.Can’t wait to stuff the Turkey..:highly_amused:
Jim.
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Hi All,
Jim be sure to wear a condom for the turkey and a back support for the three Mother Christmas’s :highly_amused:
Mr Merry,
All the Rug Rats have grown up now but will still enjoy the day. :highly_amused:

Geoff.

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By: trumper - 6th December 2013 at 19:07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGxnCzIHGa8

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ROFL ,I have got to send this to some trekkie friends 🙂

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By: Lincoln 7 - 6th December 2013 at 17:00

Brilliant Tony, Can I have Marina Sirtis for CHRISTMAS?……:D
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By: TonyT - 6th December 2013 at 12:58

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGxnCzIHGa8

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By: Lincoln 7 - 6th December 2013 at 10:49

Hi Howard, No, we were very fortunate in escaping it. The Dutch did a good thing when they dug all those drainage dykes.
As for your CHRISTMAS present, I don’t think your wife would let you have a Swedish 25 yrs old, shame realy, (Sending you a P.M).
Jim.
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HOWARD..I just twigged out re your present, from NAM, Take your pick, and I’ll pay for it..should have gone to Specsavers……..:stupid:
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By: TwinOtter23 - 6th December 2013 at 10:30

Glad to see you back posting and I hope that you haven’t been affected by the flooding!

Did you look in here for ideas for my present? 😀

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By: charliehunt - 6th December 2013 at 10:29

We all wondered where you were but I got it right – I knew you’d be SHOPPING!!!!;)

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By: Lincoln 7 - 6th December 2013 at 10:20

CHRISTMAS shopping DONE :D, rest of the decs to do this W/end.Can’t wait to stuff the Turkey..:highly_amused:
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By: Mr Merry - 29th November 2013 at 21:20

Hi All,
I know it is celebrated as a Christian celebration but wasn’t it originally a Pagan ritual ? As far as I am concerned you either like it or lump it, I do agree though it has been commercialised to death bringing all the problems trying to keep the little cherubs happy for two days :highly_amused: anyway it’s about giving not receiving I think everybody should give a little at Crimbo and I am as tight as a Nun’s proverbial dooda. Anyway here’s to all you scrooge’s out there :highly_amused:

( HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND AN EVEN HAPPIER NEW YEAR )

Geoff.

Have a good one Geoff and your I’m sure your rug rats will love it.:stupid:

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By: charliehunt - 28th November 2013 at 13:39

Mmmmmm – I wonder………:D:dev2:

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By: Lincoln 7 - 28th November 2013 at 13:33

How did you guess?………………:D
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By: charliehunt - 28th November 2013 at 10:42

Is that the one where the girl has one less item of clothing on in each window??:D

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By: Lincoln 7 - 28th November 2013 at 10:11

OH YEA!! Today, we put the ADVENT Calendar up…………..ONE small step for man, but a giant step for……………………………………………..GHRISTMAS…..:D

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By: Lincoln 7 - 26th November 2013 at 19:13

Hi, Geoff. I am in the tent at ??????? come and join US.. we are now a band of brothers, well, there are three nice Mother Christmases also, getting a bit tight in here now though.
and a ….HAPPY CHRISTMAS to you also.(I need help with these three young ladies, they are all over me….:highly_amused:
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By: 1batfastard - 26th November 2013 at 18:42

Don’t I know it.
I’m already sick of it. In mid September I went into a pub that had a tree up and when I asked why I was told it was so they could get bookings for Christmas.
I have Muslim and Sikh friends who feel that they have to give gifts because of the retail fest also know as Christmas.

But please, Christmas is a religious festival, or it used to be.

Do you like Christmas or not? Don’t give the standard ‘It’s just for the kids’ reply. Take them to church and then I might listen.

I’m off to read a book called ‘A Grumpy Old Christmas’ 😀

Hi All,
I know it is celebrated as a Christian celebration but wasn’t it originally a Pagan ritual ? As far as I am concerned you either like it or lump it, I do agree though it has been commercialised to death bringing all the problems trying to keep the little cherubs happy for two days :highly_amused: anyway it’s about giving not receiving I think everybody should give a little at Crimbo and I am as tight as a Nun’s proverbial dooda. Anyway here’s to all you scrooge’s out there :highly_amused:

( HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND AN EVEN HAPPIER NEW YEAR )

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By: Lincoln 7 - 26th November 2013 at 15:17

.Theres a chap in my road who’s had his lights and tree up for a good fortnight!!

God, I hope they can remove it at Hospital.must be painful for him, does his bum light up in the dark?……………:D
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By: charliehunt - 26th November 2013 at 14:51

On NO, not that bloody French theme, I guess it’s FROGS legs for your lot then Chas at………….CHRISTMAS…:D…..
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I know you’d really enjoy them Linc……….especially at NOEL!!:D

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