MADISON, WI (AheadOfNews.com) – Madison, Wisconsin will become Generic, according to Mayor Susan Bauwau.
“We’re tired of being a haven for all these aging hippies and socially inept academics,” says the mayor. “We’re part of the midwest, but everyone thinks we’re a bunch of granola-eating, Birkenstock-wearing weenies. We’re not! We drink more beer per capita than Chicago, and not even Milwaukee can touch our bratwurst consumption.”
According to sources on the city council, the name change is just the first part of the plan. “Next, we plan to find a lot of average people, and encourage them to move to Generic.”
When asked what they meant by “average”, our source replied “Well, currently we’re looking for people with 2.5 kids…”
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By: Flanker112 - 26th October 2002 at 11:21
RE: City Changes Name To Generic, Average People Sought
Looks like the Mayor of Madison did a better job than the City Council of Sandwell. The Council wanted to change the areas name so they held a survey to see what people wanted it changed to…namely Sandwell!!! :+
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October 26, 2002 at 8:56 am