ok, i think it might be nice to have a few light hearted conspiricy theories to brighten things up a little here.
there are only two rules, and they are that: 1) the conspiricies should be funny; 2) nothing too offensive or racists (at all).
i’ll start things off:
i think tony blair chose john prescot to be his deputy as a means of protection against assisinations. its like saying, ‘don’t u lot even think abt killing me, cos look what u would be left with.’:eek:
By: Flood - 18th March 2004 at 17:16
Maybe I am trying to distract him from you and the things you are trying to make off with… Although why you need an imitation E type Jaguar modelled from spuds is anyones guess!:rolleyes:
Flood.
By: plawolf - 18th March 2004 at 17:11
there not very good store detective then are they?
By: Flood - 18th March 2004 at 17:06
Have you ever noticed how store detectives eyes follow you round the room?
Flood.
By: Nermal - 18th March 2004 at 15:41
And you never see birds dropping out of the sky dead from natural causes…;) (No – lead poisoning is not a natural cause!) – Nermal
By: kev35 - 18th March 2004 at 14:10
Originally posted by plawolf
do u know why u dont see goldfishes in the wild? these cold-blooded none-mamals are much more orginisade and disaplained then u might think.:eek:
Ah… code. 😉 Dashed clever thinking there plawolf. Don’t forget to eat the rice paper. Keep up the good work.
Regards,
kev35
By: plawolf - 18th March 2004 at 12:36
do u know why u dont see goldfishes in the wild? these cold-blooded none-mamals are much more orginisade and disaplained then u might think.:eek:
By: Nermal - 18th March 2004 at 09:29
The voices…The voices… – Nermal
By: kev35 - 18th March 2004 at 08:56
Ahh, tinfoil!!!! That’s where I’ve been going wrong, thought you had to use shrinkwrap to cover all ingress and egress points. Can be a bit of a bother though if you forget when you go to the toilet.
Robbo.
Forgot about the hares. Do you realise what leverets is an acronym of? Had a visitation from a party of badgers last night. They want to step up the resistance and need someone to negotiate between them and Michael (aka Frankie) Howard. I suggested the LibDems but the badgers are obviously a little out of touch. They thought Paddy Ashdown was a centre for the rehabilitation of British wildlife in Eire.
I’m beginning to realise that conspiracy is just another word for confusing. Possibly.
Still, after my appointment with the psychiatrist today
zings vill all look a little clearer, ja?
Regards,
kev35
By: Guzzineil - 17th March 2004 at 23:29
I’m glad that my room is lined with silver foil… stops ‘them’ reading your thourghts…
all the answers are here..
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3665671209&category=1252
By: Flood - 17th March 2004 at 23:26
Don’t be stupid. These are super rats with large musculatory support in their upper body.
Before the advent of shoulder supported vidcams rats – and most other vermin – could not support the weight of the vidcam, but now…;)
Flood.
By: Flood - 17th March 2004 at 22:57
I am worried about those rats equiped with video cameras…
Flood.
By: Flood - 17th March 2004 at 22:37
They are!
Flood.
By: Flood - 17th March 2004 at 20:17
Nah – my conscience knows when I am eating pies…:(
The satellites are out tonight.;)
Flood.
By: kev35 - 17th March 2004 at 20:12
Flood.
Try pies, don’t matter what flavour, works every time.;)
Regards,
kev35
By: Flood - 17th March 2004 at 20:10
All my fillings are actually microphones… No wonder they always know what I am saying. Bah!
Flood.
By: kev35 - 17th March 2004 at 20:01
I found out about the moles through the WRAFCSG – The Weasel,
Rat and Ferret Covert Surveillance Group. You can visit theit website at:
www.wrafcsg/watchoutforthempeskymoles
Unless of course that’s already been infiltrated.
Have you heard anything from the Rushings lately? Their SOFDMSOBM have been increasingly active of late.
Regards,
kev35
By: kev35 - 17th March 2004 at 19:43
Originally posted by Robbo
The mice on the underground are gathering information for the government.
But above ground it’s the magpies. They killed off the sparrow resistance group, it’ll be the starlings they go for next.
Don’t trust moles either….
Regards,
kev35
By: plawolf - 17th March 2004 at 18:58
thats just for starters. if u dont like it, do better urself.
By: Flood - 17th March 2004 at 18:44
Thought this was supposed to be conspritorial?:rolleyes:
Flood.
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