From Teletext (NZ)
Killer Cow Detained in Nigeria
A cow which strayed and killed a bus driver has been detained by police in Nigeria’s commercial capital Lagos.
“The cow has been arrested and is being detained at Trade Fair police station, Ojo,” Lagos police spokesman Olubode Ojajuni said.
He said the bus driver was urniating at a corner when the cow struck him from behind. “As the man fell down, the cow repeatedly hit him with its hooves and horns until he died,” he said.
😮 :confused:
By: Arabella-Cox - 9th June 2005 at 16:01
He’s certainly fallen foul of the Longhorn of the law…
By: rdc1000 - 9th June 2005 at 14:42
I’m sure its all very Black and White to the police, but I hear the cow has a long ‘tail’!
By: Arm Waver - 9th June 2005 at 14:34
Do you think the crowd were Moo-ved on?
“Cud”-n’t have been worse…
By: stewart1a - 9th June 2005 at 14:30
pull the udder one
By: stewart1a - 9th June 2005 at 14:29
😀
By: Arm Waver - 9th June 2005 at 14:18
It was a cow-tastrophy…
All truth and no bull
Do you think the bus company will heffer to prosecute?
I’ll get my coat!
By: Dave Homewood - 9th June 2005 at 13:35
I believe that it’s story is so thin it will be roasted by the lawyers in court, and will no doubt fry for its crime
By: rdc1000 - 9th June 2005 at 13:25
I hear cows in Nigeria are often in trouble for Public Moosance offences! I think its about time Nigeria took the Bull by the Horns and did something about it. Maybe this silly old cow got confused between the bus driver and milkman’s uniforms!
By: whalebone - 9th June 2005 at 13:20
Was it arrested after a stake out ?
By: Arabella-Cox - 9th June 2005 at 13:06
Yes, but should it get the death penalty… 😉
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June 9, 2005 at 1:00 pm