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Crabs for sale

I saw this rather unsavory item in the free paper ‘Metro’. I think I got off light with just having my ‘Dinky collection’ put in the charity shop bin , somewhere in England , never did find out . Grrr. .

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/825899-website-sells-crabs-to-angry-lovers-out-for-revenge

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By: steve rowell - 15th May 2010 at 01:12

Doltish peurile behaviour..whoever came up with the concept needs psychological help i’m afraid

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By: PeeDee - 15th May 2010 at 00:06

Crabs are easy to shift. If vengeance is your plan, at least get something that will be around for a bit.

The whole thing reminds me of the Billy Connolly joke from about 1973.
The small boy caught by Police wandering the streets of Glasgow at 3am.
“What you doin sonny”
“I want a prostitute”
“Why?”
“I want VD”
“Why”
“To give it to the maid”
“Why”
“So she will give it to the Butler”
“Why”
“So he will give it my mother”
“Why”
“So she will give it to the Gardner”
“Why”
Because he killed my Tortoise”.

Obviously told properly, as only Billy can.

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By: mike currill - 14th May 2010 at 19:32

You’re mad woman, I suppose you’d have to be to associate with us lot though.

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By: Flygirl - 14th May 2010 at 19:10

:rolleyes::rolleyes: I thought a new edible variety had been found :rolleyes: back to the drawing board :rolleyes: Blue Crab tastes great.:D

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By: Red Hunter - 14th May 2010 at 18:21

You think you’ve heard it all and then yet another example of nauseating human behaviour. So I am no longer surprised – just sad that people like this exist.

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By: Blue_2 - 14th May 2010 at 18:14

That is disgusting. Sad thing is, I know people I wouldn’t be surprised who’d use that.

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By: Creaking Door - 14th May 2010 at 18:03

Wasn’t there a similar scheme in London selling imported ‘love rats’ for you cheating partner…

…just before the Black Death? :diablo:

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