Damn. I have missed out again!

Heartbroken with the news that the adored Katie Price is to marry again, and once more it isn’t me.

Who couldn’t be charmed by her fresh-faced, natural beauty? Her loyalty and constancy to her partners over the years? Her enduring modesty, shunning publicity and devoting herself to her family and good works.

HoHum – better luck next time I guess?

Moggy