Daz's Jaws remake!!

Right, I’ve got my big-ass mechanical great white shark (which works properly, so up yours, Spielberg! :D), so now I need to find some suitable celebrity shark fodder, so who do you recommend??

(Note to any and all Jaws fans reading this – this is NOT serious! ;))

I’d vote for…. Sarah Jessica Parker to play Chrissie, the first victim (mainly ‘cos I can’t stand her!)

Haley Joel Osment to play Alex Kintner (little boy on the raft)

I’m thinking Ben Affleck to possibly play the estuary victim (the guy in the boat)…

Come on, suggestions!! 😉