Do you belive on the Santa Claus?

Steve those look suspiciously like Kevin Bloody Wilson lyrics? 😉 Haven’t heard any of his stuff for yonks.

Bingo!!!!

Steve those look suspiciously like Kevin Bloody Wilson lyrics? 😉 Haven’t heard any of his stuff for yonks.

Cheerfully hands Steve the “Spoilsport” moniker. You’ve earned it.

Hey Santa claus you pr*ck!

Where’s me f*cking bike?

I’ve unwrapped all this other junk and there’s nothing that I like.

I wrote you a f*cking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f*cking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I’d have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your a*se!

You’ve stuffed me bloody order up

It’s enough to make you spew

And I’m not the only one who’s snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you Pr*ck!

Where’s me f*cking pram?

You promised me you’d bring me one, you remember who I am.

‘Cause I’m the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I’ll give you f*cking ho ho ho

You forgot me f*cking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I’m gonna punch you in the guts

And I’ll let your f*cking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait ’till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we’ll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don’t listen to him boys and girls ’cause he tells f*cking lies

He’s just a p*ss tank and a pervert, and he’s not even very bright

‘Cause the old f*cking w*nker Forgot me f*cking bike.

That was her first marriage, she divorced him and married a chap called Montague Present.

From what I recall the chances are her parents wouldn’t have been satisfied with anything less than a title and a double-barrelled name from her first husband…

Flood

No, she married Arthur Cracker

That was her first marriage, she divorced him and married a chap called Montague Present.

NO I DONT believe in Santa

Ho Ho f*cking Ho, what a crock of sh!t
We all work for Santa Claus, we’ve had enough we quit,
We did all the f*cking work and he just fronts the show,
So shove your Christmas up your arse, Ho Ho f*cking Ho.

The End, I thank you.

Nice. That one’ll get an airing at the Young family get together this year I think… 😀

Father Christmas only works in December because it was written into his contract of employment. It’s the Santa clause.

Ho Ho f*cking Ho, what a crock of sh!t
We all work for Santa Claus, we’ve had enough we quit,
We did all the f*cking work and he just fronts the show,
So shove your Christmas up your arse, Ho Ho f*cking Ho.

The End, I thank you.

Thank you for *that* :rolleyes:

I believe in Christmas Day – used to go to primary school with her…
Poor kid – her parents must have hated her. Wonder where she is now…;)

Flood

Didn’t she marry Trevor Eve ????

I believe in Santa Claus, but I don’t believe there is a day called “Christmas”. Figure that one out.

I believe in Christmas Day – used to go to primary school with her…
Poor kid – her parents must have hated her. Wonder where she is now…;)

Flood

Ho Ho f*cking Ho, what a crock of sh!t
We all work for Santa Claus, we’ve had enough we quit,
We did all the f*cking work and he just fronts the show,
So shove your Christmas up your arse, Ho Ho f*cking Ho.

The End, I thank you.

Oh, no… she’s definetly real.. 😉 :p

What makes you think it’s a She??

Oh, no… she’s definetly real.. 😉 :p

Lot’s of underpants, Steve? Or, maybe coal? 😉 😀

Eh. My presents are always nicely labeled with a familiar name each year- and I always recognize the presents for the other family members.

Nope, no Santa. Terrific tradition and great thought for kids.

No “christmas” either Christ was born in the Spring, the traditional day of gift giving in December was actually a Pagan holiday that early Catholics converted to “Christs birthday” as an easier way of converting Pagans to Christianity- and in the (17th?) century I believe ( abit hazy) the entire celebration was banned in England by King Scrooge. 🙂 (Can’t recall the actual king)

if he does, and i ever meet him i’m gonna headbut the git. he STILL owes me a chopper bike from when i was 8 years old (not that i hold grudges mind 🙂 )
Greg 😀

I think he delivered the Chopper bike to my house instead Greg, it was a lovely orange and black one. :diablo:

I believe in Santa Claus, but I don’t believe there is a day called “Christmas”. Figure that one out.

I never get a RC plane too. But I get nearly every time what i want. :p

btw: I forgot in Austria we have a fight between Santa Claus and the “Christkind”

bit big for em now, plus i’d look a prat riding one into the works car park, (but when did that sort of thing ever stop me from doing something dumb??? 😉 )
Greg
(plus the new ones havn’t got the “knacker cracker” gearleaver 😮