Easyjet

I flew Easyjet to Belfast this weekend, and i have to say i was quite surprised about what i heard from the purser on the intercom. Very funny indeed. Is it common for Easyjet to make witty remarks? Things like:

If you are seated near the emergency exit, please put coats, bags, mother-in-laws and other sharp objects in the overhead lockers…

Please enjoy our inflight magazine. It’s mostly rubbish, but atleast it’s free.

When you leave the aircraft, please make sure your children are not left behind. We will auction them to charity.

When leaving the aircraft, please grab the handrail when going down the stairs, and grab your children by the throat.

It made a bunch of other remarks as well, cant remember them all. 🙂