EBay adverts – proceed with caution

I don’t know whether it has yet been advertised on EBay but, there has been a rather startling technological development announced by a major international computer organisation.

A computer Hi Fi chip has been devised for insertion into ladies breast implants. The price is between £499 and £599 a pair and linked to the speaker size.

Supporters of the scheme say it has become necessary because men are frequently accused of looking only at women’s breasts and not listening to them.

Just what I needed…

No, I didn’t need a penis enlarger, but certainly a few smiles after a long day at work. Thanks for the jokes!

Or the box of 52 cigarette lighters that turned out to be a box of matches… 😀

It’s no secret. I do have some peculiar but interesting ‘friends’.

The following was related by a friend of mine:

Looking for a penis enlarger, he responded to an advert and eventually received a well constructed magnifying glass with a note of advice: Do not use in strong sunlight.

Yes it’s always a “Friend” is it not?;):D:D:D

Still can’t beat the good old fashioned vacume cleaner pipe. :diablo:
Jim.
Lincoln .7

i remember the story of a guy who bid a couple of grand for an Air Guitar…..thats exactly what he got…lol

Reminds me of the buyer who purchased a Rolex watch for £5k, and received a photo cut from a magazine… of a Rolex watch.

Seller was tracked down and is now doing time 😀

Rob

:D:D:D

“Does your urine burn?”
“No, but me todger does when I hold this magnifying glass over it.”

Hat. Coat. Taxi!!

+ 1:diablo:

:D:D:D