Eurovison, what a joke

Yo!
Get down with our,
Get down with our,
Get d-d-d-down-down-down with our,
Quite horribly nasty and evil bad thing,
Coz it won’t get any better.

Flood.™

They’re just mocking a type of music which, (in my opinion) to be quite frank, sucks.

Yo dude, me and the Flood miester are hip cool and trendy, bling bling.

Could do without you lot trying to appear hip, cool, and trendy! – Nermal

You missed out the bit about its her living with you that accounts for the way you look…:D:D:D
Please don’t post any pix of the current MrsEN830 first thing in the morning – we really don’t need all our illustions shattered.

Flood.™

Still, to do a drive-by shooting on you all she’d need is an ice cream van!

Flood.™

No chip and pie van.

She has no qualms about people knowing her age, it’s something to do with the shock factor, the you’re never 40 comments, you don;t look that old.

They’ve never seen her first thing in the morning.

It’s living with me that keeps her young looking.

You still alive, man?
Thought she’d bust a cap in yo ass, man!
Making a ladies age public can,
Shorten the length of your miserable life.;)

Still, to do a drive-by shooting on you all she’d need is an ice cream van!

Flood.™

Yo the EN830 Massive
is a bit passive
u’d better be a lassi iv
you want to be in the EN830 massive.

yo yo bling bling

Bap, cap, chap, dap, flap, foolscap, gap, hap, jap, kap, lap, map, nap, pap, sap, shap, slap, tap, wap, yap, zap.

He is such a dapper chap,
Even though he will just yap,
I feel inclined to give him a slap,
Although a good kickin’ would fit in with all this talk about rap. Yo-o-o-o!
Big ups to the EN830 massive?

Flood.™

I’m here as help, for my hombre Flood
who’s rapping isn’t really all that good
we gave him all the teaching that we could
but getting through to him was like drawing blood
But live with it matie coz ***** and **** is all you ******** ****’s really deserve.#

Yo bling bling

That ain’t no rap,
Looking for a scrap?
Jus’ shut yo’ trap!
Hell, this is really awful!

Sorry – ran out of rhyming couplets…;)

Flood.™

British eccentricity….You can’t beat it! 🙂

We like farces.

WTF are you idiots talking about….this thread has descended into a farce! 🙁

I used to collect yo-yos.

In the word “”****’s”, I’m not sure that apostrophe is required.

Bling!

I’m here as help, for my hombre Flood
who’s rapping isn’t really all that good
we gave him all the teaching that we could
but getting through to him was like drawing blood
But live with it matie coz ***** and **** is all you ******** ****’s really deserve.#

Yo bling bling

My lovely horse running through the
Fields……………..

Yo!
#Get down with it coz I’m here for good,
With me homies from me neighbourhood,
We don’t sing good,
We just rap bad,
But live with it matie coz ***** and **** is all you ******** ****’s really deserve.#
Yo. Where its at, ya muthas!;)
(Lost my way toward the end but join in with the chorus if you know the wordz anyway. If you don’t know the words then make up your own – everyone else will.)

Flood.™

Now there’s an image I didn’t need over lunchtime!!!

Good start, but I think it should be done as a rap, I said RAP.

Flood and Robbo could be the backing rappers.

did he have a wooden eye, one leg shorter than the other and a lisp ?

It sounds like you already have the making of the lyrics for next year’s competition. It goes something like this:

Wooden Eye look great in your arms
Wooden Eye limp over to your place
Wooden Eye kiss your lisp
Yes Eye Wood.

Waxing lyrically
Janie

My parents next door neighbour apparently insists his mum used to live in the flat below a man whose family owned the freehold for the store which supplied the seed to the pet shop where Winston Churchill may have bought a parrot. Or it could have been someone else; he is a bit sketchy on details…
This has nothing to do with Eurovision what so ever; I just thought you might like to be kept in formed.

Flood.™

This chap that lived next door to your parents, who’s Mum lived in the flat below the chap whose family owned the freehold for the store that supplied seed to the pet shop where there is sketchy details of Winston Churchill buying a parrot, did he have a wooden eye, one leg shorter than the other and a lisp ?