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By: Snapper - 26th July 2003 at 09:23

Not until you wipe…..

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By: SE5AFAN - 26th July 2003 at 00:36

Ere Snapper I wonder if you can get any paper with a Skyraider printed on it?:D

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By: Hand87_5 - 25th July 2003 at 22:04

Geedee I was sure you would jump on this one.
I like your sense of humour 🙂

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By: geedee - 25th July 2003 at 22:02

What about the re-cycled stuff ? who has that envious job ?

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By: wysiwyg - 25th July 2003 at 21:33

Fantastic story Snapper. I love a bit of bog humour!

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By: Arthur - 25th July 2003 at 20:42

Now that is a great story!

Best buttwiping paper IMHO is Stalin’s Revenge, the proletarian paper available in the then-GDR. Excellent scraping, and if you’re a modeller the stuff was suitable as sanding paper as well.

Never use barch leaves, as those will give you a terrible itch and possibly a rash. Corn leaves might seem suitable, but they tear very easily when used for such purposes. Not to be recommended either.

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By: A330Crazy - 25th July 2003 at 19:59

Thank you for the detail there Mark! :D:p Lol.

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By: Snapper - 25th July 2003 at 19:56

Man, that stuff was evil. One slip and you were in the ****!!! Damn stuff would slide right up your back.

My grandfather said that in the army during the war, they were given one square of paper. (Imagine!)

They would fold it in half, twice.

They would tear off the corner.

They would stick their finger through the hole.

Then wipe their arse.

Then remove unwanted ‘materiel’ from finger with the paper around it.

And use the torn off corner to clean under their fingernails.

Thank God he was an officer, thats all I can say!!!

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By: A330Crazy - 25th July 2003 at 12:38

ROTFL!:D 😀

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By: Ashley - 25th July 2003 at 08:11

A330 Crazy…we did too! If we ran out of tracing paper in Art classes, the teacher sent us to the toilets to grab handfuls of toilet roll as a substitute! 🙂

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By: A330Crazy - 25th July 2003 at 00:10

Originally posted by kev35
Does anyone remember that lovely IZAL stuff we had at school?Rough on one side and shiny on the other, if you used the wrong side you didn’t half get in a mess.

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Kev I maybe younger than you… but we had that at the school I went to… nasty stuff! 😮 😡 :p 😀

I swear we used it in class as tracing paper too!

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By: ukmams - 24th July 2003 at 19:50

Remember the soap with EIIR and a crown on it? Always reminded me of joke soap that made your face go black.

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By: SE5AFAN - 24th July 2003 at 19:32

Yes I remember it well. What a bloody nightmare.

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By: kev35 - 24th July 2003 at 19:11

Does anyone remember that lovely IZAL stuff we had at school?Rough on one side and shiny on the other, if you used the wrong side you didn’t half get in a mess.

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By: Hand87_5 - 24th July 2003 at 18:47

I have the feeling that we will have a very tasty topic 🙂

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By: Geforce - 24th July 2003 at 18:46

Three layers with dogs and cats on it. 😀