A mother and son were flying Southwest from Kansas to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,why don’t big planes have baby planes?
The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes? The stewardess responded,did your mother tell you to ask me? The boy admitted that was the case.
Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you.
Osama bin laden has been captured. The US Airforce sprayed Afganistan with “VIAGRA” and the little prick popped up.
By: Arabella-Cox - 26th July 2008 at 19:53
2 more (Video 2 has a paticuarly f word once)
By: steve rowell - 7th June 2003 at 02:05
Thats very funny
By: optimator11 - 6th June 2003 at 12:48
Passengers on a commuter plane are waiting for their flight to leave.
They’re getting a little nervous, but the flight attendant assures them the pilots are on their way and the plane will take off momentarily.
Through the rear entrance, two men appear, dressed in pilots’ uniforms. Both are wearing dark glasses. As they make their way up the aisle, one is led by a seeing-eye dog and the other is tapping his cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin as the men enter the cockpit and shut the door.
The engines start. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is a practical joke. But as the plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the passengers realize they’re headed straight for the cliff at the edge of the runway.
As it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the
cliff, panicked shrieks fill the cabin. But then, suddenly, the plane
veers and soars smoothly above the cliff. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly. Soon they all retreat into their books and magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot: “You know, Bob, one of these days they’re going to scream too late and we’re all gonna die.”
By: robc - 5th June 2003 at 16:11
With a bit of help from us!
By: KabirT - 5th June 2003 at 09:00
HELL YES!:D
By: greekdude1 - 5th June 2003 at 01:40
LOL, THAT IS NICE!!!!
By: optimator11 - 4th June 2003 at 14:18
O’Hare Approach Control to a 747: “United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o’clock, three miles, eastbound.”
United 239: “Approach, I’ve always wanted to say this…..I’ve got the little Fokker in sight.”
A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): “Ground, what is our start clearance time?”
Ground (in English): “If you want an answer you must speak in English.”
Lufthansa (in English): “I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?”
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): “Because you lost the bloody war!”
By: Woundsinger - 3rd June 2003 at 23:00
😀 ROFL.
Didn’t get it at first so asked wife..
All I got was a thick ear….
LOL
By: Hand87_5 - 3rd June 2003 at 15:28
Very funny :p
By: Pembo330 - 3rd June 2003 at 13:43
Very good 🙂
By: robc - 2nd June 2003 at 19:23
i like it
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