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By: Bmused55 - 3rd April 2005 at 21:39

Pilot – “Here take this”

Tug driver – “What is it”

Pilot – “The toilet is inop, need I say more?”

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By: Bmused55 - 3rd April 2005 at 21:39

Pilot – “Here take this”

Tug driver – “What is it”

Pilot – “The toilet is inop, need I say more?”

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By: tenthije - 3rd April 2005 at 18:00

Why, when I look at that picture Health and Safety comes to mind…..

Probably because Dutch coffee is terrible?

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By: tenthije - 3rd April 2005 at 18:00

Why, when I look at that picture Health and Safety comes to mind…..

Probably because Dutch coffee is terrible?

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By: KabirT - 3rd April 2005 at 16:07

“leave me alone, i am not interested in joining Dutch porn industry”

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By: KabirT - 3rd April 2005 at 16:07

“leave me alone, i am not interested in joining Dutch porn industry”

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By: SHAMROCK321 - 3rd April 2005 at 14:51

”Unclamp me or Im not letting go”

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By: SHAMROCK321 - 3rd April 2005 at 14:51

”Unclamp me or Im not letting go”

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By: Deano - 3rd April 2005 at 13:49

‘ere mate, give this present to my ma when you get to London, its her birthday tomorrow and I missed the post

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By: Deano - 3rd April 2005 at 13:49

‘ere mate, give this present to my ma when you get to London, its her birthday tomorrow and I missed the post

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By: Lamps - 3rd April 2005 at 12:26

Ground worker “give me a hand up mate, i always wanted a flight in the jump seat!!”

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By: Lamps - 3rd April 2005 at 12:26

Ground worker “give me a hand up mate, i always wanted a flight in the jump seat!!”

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By: maffie - 3rd April 2005 at 11:11

The MacDonalds drive thru at Schiphol Airport was still in the early days of development.

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By: maffie - 3rd April 2005 at 11:11

The MacDonalds drive thru at Schiphol Airport was still in the early days of development.

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By: greekdude1 - 3rd April 2005 at 10:26

Pilot thinking to himself, “Jim never has a 2nd cup of coffee at home.”

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By: greekdude1 - 3rd April 2005 at 10:26

Pilot thinking to himself, “Jim never has a 2nd cup of coffee at home.”

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By: steve rowell - 3rd April 2005 at 10:23

I don’t take drugs i tell ya, get this sample tested if you don’t believe me

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By: steve rowell - 3rd April 2005 at 10:23

I don’t take drugs i tell ya, get this sample tested if you don’t believe me

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By: kevinwm - 3rd April 2005 at 10:06

50 euros to look after you’re plane 😀 😀

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By: kevinwm - 3rd April 2005 at 10:06

50 euros to look after you’re plane 😀 😀

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