France :
France – always there when they need you
Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris?
It’s not known, it’s never been tried
Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on e bay the other day – the description was, ‘Never shot. Dropped once.’
“Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordion.” –Donald Rumsfeld
Why do the French plant trees on both sides of their BLVDS?
So the Germans can march in the shade!
Instructions given to all French Military Personnel:
1. In case of attack, cut flag at dotted lines
2. Discard red and blue sections
3. Wave vigorously!
French Army tanks have five gears: four in reverse, and one forwards – in case the enemy attacks from the rear.
Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats?
To look at the old French navy.
(Philosophical) If the French army is mobilized but there are no enemies around to fight will they still surrender?
Why do French army tanks have rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle.
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands raised in the air?
The French Army
How can you recognize a French veteran?
Sunburned armpits.
Did you hear that President Bush insists that the French fight with us in the war on Iraq? He feels strongly that someone needs to teach the Iraqis how to surrender.
American to Frenchman: “Do you speak German?”
Frenchman: “No.”
American: “You’re Welcome!”
What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered during WWII? “Table for One Hundred Thousand?”.
A fine example of French courage,…. He ain’t crying is he?
Regards Plazz
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March 9, 2003 at 9:11 am