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General questions

Hi guys.

Got a few burning questions that I thought I’d throw into the forum, all light hearted and meant to raise a few giggles. Read on:-

1. Why is abbreviation such a big word ?
2. If a carrot spends all its life under ground…why the ‘ell is it bright orange ?…is it to stop high speed moles from running into it ?
3.Why is there only one Monopolies Commision ?
4.Why dont Sheep shrink when it rains ?

I have a few more but I’ll save them for a rainy day.

Cheers

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By: MyTravel UK - 10th April 2006 at 18:57

Hi,

‘MY’ is the code for Business Class airline – MAXjet Airways:

MAXjet.com

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By: GZYL - 4th October 2002 at 13:32

RE: General questions

Good point! What came first, the name for the planet or the name for the soil?? ๐Ÿ™‚

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By: Arabella-Cox - 4th October 2002 at 12:38

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How about… If 2 thirds of the Earth is covered in water why isn’t it called Water, or Sea?

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By: geedee - 3rd October 2002 at 18:35

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Yes I also heard that the carrot was originally ‘off-white’ in colour…and all this cafuffle in the media about genetically modified food nowadays, they’re only a few hundred years out again…what a turnip for the books !

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By: GZYL - 3rd October 2002 at 10:20

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Carrots were originally white, but the colour was changed to orange to make them look more appetising.

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By: dcfly - 3rd October 2002 at 10:12

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Why do they advertise psychic fairs?……….ok!ok! I’ll try and get out more

mines a large scotch

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By: Wombat - 3rd October 2002 at 10:02

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You guys really should get out more…..

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By: Arabella-Cox - 3rd October 2002 at 02:25

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Not to mention why is Phonetic not spelled fonetically?

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By: coanda - 2nd October 2002 at 21:30

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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 02-10-02 AT 09:31ย PM (GMT)]carrots……orange…..carotene.

a burning question I have to ask…..

WHAT do occasional tables do the rest of the time??????????????

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By: frankvw - 2nd October 2002 at 18:04

RE: General questions

Let me add my 2 cents:

1. Why is abbreviation such a big word ? Dunno… let’s abbreviate that word ๐Ÿ˜‰

2. If a carrot spends all its life under ground…why the ‘ell is it bright orange ?…is it to stop high speed moles from running into it ? Because of a substance in it (called carottรจne in french). Anyway normal moles don’t see much. Maybe high speed ones have other sensors?

3.Why is there only one Monopolies Commision ? Just to be able to discuss themselves, and create other Monopolies… A species always tends to reproduce.

4.Why dont Sheep shrink when it rains ? Coz their hair grow? Naah, because their hair have a sort of grease on it, that protects the hair. But it would be fun to see Sheep the size of Yorksires ๐Ÿ˜€

Other question: Why asking why??? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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