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Getting back to normal

The last week the forum has been filled which much shock and sadness at the events in New York,so i thought to lighten up the mood some airline jokes might be a good way to get back to normal.
“Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land… it’s a bit cold outside”

“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…”

“Last one off the plane must clean it.”

A woman on that awful awful show “The Weakest Link USA” was asked by Ann Robinson “KLM Royal Dutch Airlines,is the national airline of what country?”the woman replied “Australia”!!!

Ryanair pilot was preparing to land at Birmingham International Airport. Air traffic control requested “Speedbird 156, please report your height and position.” The pilot replies “Good evening Birmingham ATC, I am 5ft 7 and I’m sitting in the captain’s seat.”

HEHEHE,regards Saab 2000

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By: Rabie - 23rd September 2001 at 22:12

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oh don’t get into post number as far as i can see if you have less than 10 you look new, 10 to 50 finding your feet, and 50 + you’ve seem to know a lot (not always the case – myself included).

to see a lot look a tom c ‘s website and he is fast aproaching 2000 on his aircombat forum (now he does know a lot).

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By: frankvw - 21st September 2001 at 18:11

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Well, i’m more on the Airforces Monthly part, but… i have more posts, Kabir ! 🙂

Anyway, congratulations for your 200th!!

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By: KabirT - 21st September 2001 at 17:04

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Yea guys…what had to be done…had been done….by the Bhoy did that traffic controller get sacked yet;)

i think this is my 200th post…yeeaa i have the highest posts here:p

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By: Bhoy - 20th September 2001 at 22:07

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that ATC controller should be sacked. Speedbird??? That’s BA, not Ryanair.

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By: keltic - 20th September 2001 at 20:19

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I agree with you. Enough of sadness. Don´t play the game of the terrorists, go back to normal life and keep victims within the heart not in mind.

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