By: snafu - 17th December 2015 at 16:21
Is Lincy really that hard up?
Anyone seen my coat?
By: TonyT - 17th December 2015 at 14:45
No, Viagra is by prescription, so she couldn’t.
By: Lincoln 7 - 17th December 2015 at 10:41
I would like Mrs Christmas to visit me on Christmas Eve, but I bet she wouldn’t give me the present I want !! 😀
Jim
Lincoln .7
By: TonyT - 16th December 2015 at 21:09
Jim has three visitors on Christmas Eve and I don’t mean the wise men, but Christmas past, present and future :highly_amused:
By: 1batfastard - 16th December 2015 at 19:33
Hi All,
I am like Moggy I always thought Santa was a coalman………:highly_amused:
Geoff.
By: Lincoln 7 - 16th December 2015 at 11:29
No, But I did for letting his Reindeer crap all over the World, even got Interpol, KGB, CIA, FBI, and all the other Agencies involved, but the old ****** was too quick for most to catch
But I have had a talk with Baldrick, and he tells me that “I have a cunning plan”. So we will have to wait and see.
Trouble is, is that you never see a Copper when you need one these days !! 😀
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: 91Regal - 16th December 2015 at 08:10
As Santa has let the franchise for toy construction out to the Chinese, I’ve just realised that what they are doing building islands in the South Chins Sea is constructing a new home for Santa, and those runways are provided for heavily loaded delivery drones. And you all thought they were up to no good !
Jim, did you ever get to arrest Santa for breaking and entering ?
By: RpR - 15th December 2015 at 16:04
The Hog Father will take over till it freezes again.
By: Meddle - 15th December 2015 at 13:21
Doesn’t worry me. I’m never good enough through the year for Santa to bring me anything.
Moggy
If Santa brings you coal, make sure it isn’t that mucky red stuff the Chinese burn. It is especially bad for the atmosphere!
By: Lincoln 7 - 14th December 2015 at 10:15
Doesn’t worry me. I’m never good enough through the year for Santa to bring me anything.
Moggy
Hmm, that’s not gone un noticed Moggy. But look on the bright side, at least you have Mrs Moggy…………:love-struck:
Jim
Lincoln. 7
By: Moggy C - 13th December 2015 at 10:57
Doesn’t worry me. I’m never good enough through the year for Santa to bring me anything.
Moggy
By: Pen Pusher - 13th December 2015 at 08:03
I thought Father Christmas had already outsourced his toy manufacturing to China and Taiwan.
Brian
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