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H and Claire

It’s a stupid question but what has happend to H and Claire?

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By: Flood - 30th March 2004 at 09:34

It doesn’t matter – Snapper wants to start playing silly buggers without starting a new thread…

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By: steve rowell - 30th March 2004 at 05:46

Re: Re: H and Claire

Originally posted by mike currill
Who cares?

He he he, My thoughts exactly

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By: Flood - 30th March 2004 at 01:42

This is as dead as their careers…

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By: Snapper - 29th March 2004 at 23:52

With Easter coming up, who else wants to play:

I AM THE RESSURECTION AND THE LIFE!

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By: Kat - 19th November 2003 at 16:48

Originally posted by Moggy C
My God! They are letting children post here now!

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And this from someone pretending to be eleven years old? :confused:

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By: DazDaMan - 19th November 2003 at 13:44

I “disposed” of H and Claire some time ago. They’re probably still feeding worms somewhere!! 😉

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By: Moggy C - 19th November 2003 at 13:36

Originally posted by Shorty01
Alright…, Sprog then.

I was born in the 60’s and….

My God! They are letting children post here now!

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By: Kat - 18th November 2003 at 18:59

Originally posted by Snapper
Contempt?

Horace?

Hungry Horace?

Horace goes skiing?

Guess that means you don’t know. 😉

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By: Snapper - 17th November 2003 at 19:41

Contempt?

Horace?

Hungry Horace?

Horace goes skiing?

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By: Kat - 17th November 2003 at 18:56

Is it true that the ‘H’ stood for Horace? Has he come out yet? 😉

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By: Flood - 17th November 2003 at 00:32

Originally posted by Snapper
Real music stars wore safety pins.

(Flood – do you also look like Phil Collins / Phil Mitchell? And do you walk lopsided with that funny neck/shoulder thing that photographers get? Were we seperated at birth?)

To treat your question with the contempt it deserves…. No.
You don’t happen to have a web tattooed over your face have you? Liz Hurley a real music star? I photographed a Dorothy this after noon whose dress was secured by safety pins because it was a bit big for her – she still got Toto’s paw down her cleavage though!
I have neither Phil Collins’ money, his hair, his talent(!), or a drum kit.
Seperated at birth? Where is your scar?
My back is better now that the company generously only equipes us with but one camera body and set of lenses; as to my lopsided walk and my looks… You’ll have to take the word of another – when she appears!;)

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(Philip Mitchell: didn’t he program The Hobbit text adventure game for the Speccie? “Thorin sits down and starts to sing about gold…”)

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By: Snapper - 16th November 2003 at 22:48

My niece liked Steps. She is 11 now. Her mum used to babysit that Hannah Spearmint bird, and knew the other famous bird from Gorleston too. You know, the bird with the black hair. At least, thats what she reckons. I reckon she’s talking out of her arse.

Anyway, H was buried in the Falklands, and his wife got his VC. Dunno about Claire. Did she get the VC too?

Real music stars wore safety pins.

(Flood – do you also look like Phil Collins / Phil Mitchell? And do you walk lopsided with that funny neck/shoulder thing that photographers get? Were we seperated at birth?)

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By: Shorty01 - 16th November 2003 at 22:23

Flood,

I’m not enjoying going through some of the websites I am at present. However, I have now satisfied my curiosity and have the opinion that Ms Richards does have an attractive prosterior. I shall now return to “normality”, trawling the web for pictures of vintage aircraft hiding in the bushes.

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By: Flood - 16th November 2003 at 22:18

Can I just say that this is really sad.

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By: Shorty01 - 16th November 2003 at 22:10

Ah ha, a website, none the less,

http://www.handclaireonline.com/

Ren frew has got me intrigued. I haven’t found any pictures of her derriere yet for analysis.

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By: Flood - 16th November 2003 at 22:09

Originally posted by EN830
I never had a hair style, mind you I’ve never really had hair.

http://www.catharton.com/busstop/steps.gif

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/35863000/jpg/_35863274_h_claire_steps_pa300.jpg

So which one are you again?:confused::confused::confused:

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By: EN830 - 16th November 2003 at 21:25

I never had a hair style, mind you I’ve never really had hair.

http://www.catharton.com/busstop/steps.gif

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/35863000/jpg/_35863274_h_claire_steps_pa300.jpg

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By: Flood - 16th November 2003 at 21:15

Ah, Steps.
How the mighty have fallen.
“You want fries wiv that?” That was their catchphrase.
Britannia, you might want to understand that we are all old fogies here; the vagaries of current popular music end with muttering that Top of the Pops isn’t what it used to be and throwing our bus passes at the tele.

Hands up those who will admit to once having a fashionable hairstyle like that of their favourite musical heroes!
Hands up all those who now have a hairstyle like Phil Collins has always had!

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By: Ren Frew - 16th November 2003 at 20:00

My lasting impression of Claire will be that of thinking what a huge derriere she had for such a petite upper frame. :rolleyes:

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By: EN830 - 16th November 2003 at 19:55

Good Night

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