Headshaving

I’ve had my head absolutely totally com-pleat-ley shaved nakid. It feels like being wet or something and my ears are cold when the wind blows. Am I now
a) really cool?
b) a darn phreak?
c) an idiot?
d) making a political statement?
Next couple of weeks I don’t have to worry about my hairdo. That’s the good point. I need a hat I think.