Historic Aviation T-shirt slogans

That was one of my suggestions for a volunteer news letter title, can’t understand why it was rejected myself…………..?! :p
Cheers, Alan.

Depends what order you have them in I guess? 🙂

“Suck Squeeze Bang Blow”

Obviously a Tee shirt to describe a variety of subjects 😀

That was one of my suggestions for a volunteer news letter title, can’t understand why it was rejected myself…………..?! :p
Cheers, Alan.

ASK14: What’s with the little fanny up front?

Keep Austers flying – keep flying Austers

…..or vice versa.

That was a sticker issued by the International Auster Pilot’s Club in the 1970’s.

and the ever classic ‘No hand Propping’ T shirt that has adorned many well equippped FEMALE aviation fans the world over….surprised that one slipped beneath the T-shirt radar….

Mark

Ben,

nothing against that 😎

Cees

Who needs a Lancaster when you can have a STIRLING instead…..

I’ll get me coat

Cees

Ahem…. :p

Who needs a Lancaster when you can have a Halifax instead…..

I’ll get me coat

Cees

Not aviation, but I liked it……

On the back of a T-shirt worn by a Hell’s Angel biker in the US….

‘If you can read this …. the bitch has fallen off!’

Ken

…….‘either you love Stirlings or you are gay’…….

TT

😀 😀 😀

Someone ’round here has the sig: ‘when a man is tired of Duxford he is tired of life’ or similar. Love it.

DS (no handlebar moustache in sight)

I rather liked a sticker I saw on the back of a VR6 a few years ago –

‘Its good to be injected but its better to be blown’

one for the supercharger fan that…

TT

Hoof Proudfoot had a good one

When you’re out of Mustangs

You’re out of Fighters

Happy days……

Actually, I had one ordered for me last year going to Duxford.

It says “132 Norwegian Wing – Heroes of North Weald”

On the back it says “Be aware of the Hun in the sun”.

And the tee was printed in Germany. 😀

To derail the topic somewhat I was tickled pink when in Germany a few years ago when I spotted in a card shop an Athena – type postcard with apilot hugging his girlie and behind him – yes – a Spitfire! 😀 Had I not been down to my last pfennig, I’d have had it!

Adrian

“Real Messerschmitts have Merlins”

(For the Buchon fans, with the advantage of pissing off the most tedious people in the world – Luftwaffe pedants… 😉 )

And a real one, I’m surprised hasn’t been mentioned so far, and idea of John ‘Smudge’ Smith:

“Happiness is Big Bristols”

Which should lead to:

“Nirvana is bigger Bristols” (with a picture of a Brabazon or Beaufighter as you prefer…)

8 screws are better than four blow jobs (courtesy of 8SQN)

A225HVY

XH558, I’ve cut the grass beneath her wings

(Sorry, really would like to see it fly, but….)

“If it aint’ got pistons, it sucks”

“Eight screws are better than two blow jobs”
displayed for many years by many people on their ‘T’ shirts when 8 (Fighter) Sqn had 42 ton, twin-tailed, four engined, eight propped, taildraggers. Aah, yes, proper aircraft, the Shack. And it was British.

Trendy retro T-shirts with famous BoB film quotes!!!

I wont turn this into a full recital of the BoB film!! 😮

(Front) “Props are there just to keep the pilot cool”
(back) “When they stop…the Pilot sweats”

‘Jets are for kids.’ (with a Connie logo.)

‘Real aviators drag their tails.’

‘I’d rather be vintage flying.’

‘Real Typhoons don’t have jets.’

‘Would the last British aeroplane maker in the building please switch off the light?’

‘Flight without feathers is not easy; flight without wings is just plain dangerous!’