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How many air rules does Santa break?

He flies at night without instrumentation.
He doesn’t file a flight plan.
His Reindeer drop unlawful objects when they need a poop!
He flies at rooftop level over large towns and cities.
He infringes controlled airspace to deliver his stuff.
He is overweight and no doubt doesn’t have an aviation medical cert.
He operates an unregistered, uncertified flying machine.
He operates in IMC without TCAS or transponder.

And on a non-flying level he breaks into houses after dark…

I say, ban him. 🙂

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By: Moggy C - 20th December 2012 at 08:15

Because there’s a CLAUSE …..

Merry Christmas

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By: BlueRobin - 20th December 2012 at 07:50

Presumably he also flies faster than the speed of sound over land?

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By: Bruggen 130 - 19th December 2012 at 22:55

Santa

He flies at night without instrumentation.
He doesn’t file a flight plan.
His Reindeer drop unlawful objects when they need a poop!
He flies at rooftop level over large towns and cities.
He infringes controlled airspace to deliver his stuff.
He is overweight and no doubt doesn’t have an aviation medical cert.
He operates an unregistered, uncertified flying machine.
He operates in IMC without TCAS or transponder.

And on a non-flying level he breaks into houses after dark…

I say, ban him. 🙂

Because there’s a CLAUSE on his pilots licence that allows him to do this type
of flying.

Merry Christmas

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By: EGTC - 19th December 2012 at 22:39

Sounds like the most exciting kind of flying around – no answering to the CAA, JAR, JAA, EASA or whoever it is that we’re governed by these days.. 😀

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By: bazv - 19th December 2012 at 22:31

I hope you have a great xmas VeeOne 🙂

rgds baz

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