How old is Santa Claus??????????

RE: How old is Santa Claus??????????

I can confirm Santa was invented in 1930 by a artist who was commisioned by Coca-Cola to paint him!

Eat ur heart out Pepsi all you have is Ossy Osbourne!

RE: How old is Santa Claus??????????

Check out AW , an article in there about Santa Claus, very amusing

Dave

RE: How old is Santa Claus??????????

>So. just how old is the old boy?

he pre datescoke, coke just made him red (i do belive he was blue befor hand)

>What nationality is he?

lapland – therefore proable finnish but could be sweedish or norwegian ?

>Do you guys REALLY like Xmas?

is all right – i like the parties, the beer, the choclate and the holidays

>Why am I waffling?

cos geforece likes them – how did anyone miss a geforce joke !

rabie :9

RE: How old is Santa Claus??????????

>So. just how old is the old boy?

Ask the unemployment office cos I understand he re-registers every year on the 26th !!!. They will have all his details on file.

>What nationality is he?

Pole’ish

>Is reindeer manure good for the garden?

I must admit, I havent heard Gardeners World mention it recently, but then I dont suppose they get much in the way of callers from the North Pole

What gives reindeer and sleigh its thrust and lift, therefore giving it the ability to fly?

Flubber !

Why doesn’t Santa where a seat belt?

He’s one of those sneaky types who thinks that if he wears a dark suit with a black belt around his middle, he can get away with looking like he’s wearing a Lap (pun intended) belt.

Can anyone answer this cryptic question?

!! htiw trats ot yas tn’did uoy ,cityrpc erehw yeht oS…hA

“Carols remark at Columbus’s departure?”

” Yes, the coast is clear, he wont be back for a while, you can come round now Walter !”

Why do we put wreaths on the door at Xmas, when its the
birth of Jesus?

Cos if you put ’em on the Mantle peice, they’d probably catch fire !

Do you guys REALLY like Xmas?

Yup. I love to give presents. Not too keen on receiving tho’!

Why am I waffling?

Sometimes, it helps.

Dave
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Cheers

Gary

RE: How old is Santa Claus??????????

>So. just how old is the old boy?
bah the lad is just a teenager with a fake beard…oh i am sorry did a revail something? 😛
>What nationality is he?
North Polesh
>Is reindeer manure good for the garden?
ask him how do i know…
>What gives reindeer and sleigh its thrust and lift,
>therefore giving it the ability to fly?
he uses special engines made by GE.
>Why doesn’t Santa where a seat belt?
he has other radical safety equipment!
>Can anyone answer this cryptic question?
just did….
>”Carols remark at Columbus’s departure?”
>
>Why do we put wreaths on the door at Xmas, when its the
>birth of Jesus?
>
>Do you guys REALLY like Xmas?
>
>Why am I waffling?
seriosuly stop on the pints mate! 😀
>Dave
>:+

RE: How old is Santa Claus??????????

>So. just how old is the old boy?

He was invented by the Coca Cola company, so max 100 years :7.

>What nationality is he?

Finland?

>Is reindeer manure good for the garden?

No

>What gives reindeer and sleigh its thrust and lift,
>therefore giving it the ability to fly?
>

>Why doesn’t Santa where a seat belt?

He’s too fat.

>Can anyone answer this cryptic question?
>
>”Carols remark at Columbus’s departure?”
>
>Why do we put wreaths on the door at Xmas, when its the
>birth of Jesus?

>Do you guys REALLY like Xmas?

Hate It

>Why am I waffling?
>
>Dave
>:+