How sneaky can they get?.

Treated myself to fishcakes and chips tonight, as I hadn’t had them for ages.
“Do you want salt and vinegar love” I was asked, I replied in the affirmative, and the lass shook, and shook the salt container, as if the holes were blocked, I said I didn’t want what appeared to be an overdose of salt, to which I was told… GET THIS…Elf and Safety told them they had to get rid of the “Old” salt container, which had 16 holes in it, and to replace it with one which had only 5 holes in it. Failure to comply would result in the Chippy being marked down in the report.
Makes one wonder what we, as the general public, don’t know what various government departments get up to that we never find out about.
1984 springs to mind.
Jim
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