How to tell which airline she works for.

Here’s a good, CLEAN joke that was emailed to me from a buddy.
Enjoy.

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Los Angeles noticed a beautiful
woman
sitting next to him. He thought to himself, “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she
must
be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?”

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan:
“Love to fly and it shows?”

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself,
“ooh, she doesn’t work for Delta”.

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her
again, “Something special in the air?”

She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the
list.

Next he tried the United slogan: “I would really love to fly your
friendly
skies?”

This time the woman turned on him “What the bloody hell do YOU want?”

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said…”ahhh,
Qantas!”

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