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Well, i think Humor is a very nice thing to waste your time. Unfortunattely mil. aviation isn’t the funniest thing in the world, but i know some of you have jokes about wars and so on.
A dutch, a german and a belgian pilot were captured during the gulf war. They were brought to prison to an Iraqi officer. The officer : each of you will get 10 whip-lashes on your back but you can first have one wish. Well said the dutchmen, i would like to have a pillow on my back. The German : just give me a mattress. Then the belgian: first of all i would like to have 20 whip-lashes and second of all i would like you to tie up the dutchmen around my back …
Greetings
Geforce
By: djcross - 4th June 2002 at 16:39
RE: Cheat on your finals
Redneck Engineering Exam
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will
support a 10-pound possum.
2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, or 64 Pontiac GTO?
3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?
4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tallboys will it take to cut the trees?
5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12
simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?
6. A front porch is constructed of 2×8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
7. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man’s land?
8. A 2-ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, what are the chances that it will strike a vehicle that has a muffler?
9. A coalmine operates an NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?
10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation how long will it take a town that has been bypassed by the inter-state to breed a country-western singer?
By: dezz - 2nd June 2002 at 15:46
RE: Humor
got another one here, not as good but it makes me grin!!
🙂
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By: KabirT - 2nd June 2002 at 15:35
RE: Humor
LOL…Dezz that last one was great! :9
By: dezz - 2nd June 2002 at 15:24
RE: Humor
i’ve found another one… no offence intended!!
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By: dezz - 2nd June 2002 at 15:17
RE: Humor
spot the kitty on crack!!
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By: Geforce - 2nd June 2002 at 14:28
RE: Humor
The article was funny. LOL
By: JAG - 2nd June 2002 at 03:37
Humor
In Belgrade they have been saying recently.. Yeah we know its small but it whole two levels higher than American one.
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By: skythe - 1st June 2002 at 19:50
RE: Humor
Some confusion at the gate …
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U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil –
Dr. Evil: It’s Dr. Evil, I didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called “mister,” thank you very much.
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By: Geforce - 1st June 2002 at 17:51
RE: Humor
:+
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By: Zeke - 1st June 2002 at 16:50
RE: Humor
Oh man geforce,that’s something!
The second one is really cute:
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By: KabirT - 1st June 2002 at 16:03
RE: Humor
the ultimate practical joke….
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By: KabirT - 1st June 2002 at 15:46
RE: Humor
haha…funny 🙂
By: andrewm - 1st June 2002 at 12:46
RE: Humor
If only all blue screens were like this I wouldn’t get mad with my Computer!!!
Any more of these most beautifully photographed images?
Regards,
Andrew M
By: Glenn - 1st June 2002 at 11:27
RE: Humor
I want to be the SPACE BAR! 🙂
By: Dazza - 31st May 2002 at 20:34
RE: Humor
[updated:LAST EDITED ON 31-05-02 AT 08:35 PM (GMT)]Never have I been more pleased to press Ctrl,Alt,Del……repeatedly!!!
Regards, Dazza.:7
By: Geforce - 31st May 2002 at 20:25
RE: Humor
don’t press that button
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