I HATE CATS!!!!!!!!!

As I writ this 5 days have passed since the last cat came into MY garden

I have tried everything known to stop the rats……sorry I mean cats (same thing in my book) from pooping on my property.

Everything I have used to stop the cats doing as they please has failed, I should add that things I have tried have been free as I refuse to pay to keep other peoples ‘Pets’ off of MY property.

What is it with Cat owners?, I mean they do not seem to care what THEIR PETS do and when they do it, after confronting my neighbour who has two of the skittering ******s about the problem, I get the same old usual lame ass excuse, ‘they are cats and thats just what they do’ 😡

So I have taken matters into my own hands, I have nailed carpet grips to MY fence’s, and applied large amounts of water proof grease ontop of the grips this was 6 days ago………and no cats

The ultimate pet of convienence, put it outside and it will, go through your bin, poop on your property, kill everything in sight (for fun), sit on car bonnets (and knacker your paintwork), walk across your kitchen work surfaces (spreading parasitic germs), sleep on your bed and pillow spreading more parasites, stop feeding it and it will find another owner or go through bins.

I know this post will probably annoy some people (cat owners probably)

But you know I’m going to addopt the cat owner attitude………… I just don’t care!!