Is it me…

I showed this thread to a friend of mine who promptly snorted “I tell you, if it’s got t*ts or wheels you are better off renting”…..

Hello,

I just “laughed out loud” (or LOL to those that are younger) at that comment.

I’ve just seen a video of the Sock Song again.
It wasn’t a pretty sight.

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Socks off first,chaps.
If there’s anything in the world that looks more ridiculous than a man wearing nothing but a pair of navy-blue woolly socks I’ve yet to see it.

Depends where he’s wearing them I suppose…:eek::diablo: You’ll not be a fan of The Red Hot Chili Peppers then Mrs Bee ? 😀

I don’t think men and women are designed to understand each other.
Lord knows it’s beyond me to fathom out how Mr. Bee’s mind works.
I can offer you one thing I’ve learnt in my long life though.
Socks off first,chaps.
If there’s anything in the world that looks more ridiculous than a man wearing nothing but a pair of navy-blue woolly socks I’ve yet to see it.

rental ?

I showed this thread to a friend of mine who promptly snorted “I tell you, if it’s got t*ts or wheels you are better off renting”…..

I just reckon men and women will never quite understand each other, Our priorities are just different.

My wife is lovely and I would not change her for the world, But its clear that she sees thinks differently from me.
For example,

She will expect me to sort something out as soon as she sees it, Where as I am thinking I need to do that at some point.

I will leave something on a surface somewhere so I know where it is, She will come along and move it to put it somewhere tidy, then will forget where she put it and its then its my fault for leaving it on the surface in the first place.

Also if I am being romantic I must of done something wrong, I choose not to buy her flowers in case she thinks i’m cheating or something, It saves a ear bashing for being innocent LOL.

Reading all your comments you`ve obviously gone for the High Maintenance models..there`s only one rule in this house as far as the wife is concerned..no aircraft stuff in the Living or Dining Rooms.At first it was all `War Crap` and `Aerojunk` until I flogged a TR9 radio and replaced her flagging car !!!She changed the water pump on my Landy in the freezing cold the other week too!! she`s a Diamond my Missus !!!

Pretty darned good! No wonder it has 2,805,670 views!

Sounds like Walter is married to my other half, on second thoughts he can’t be or he’d have found more to moan about:diablo:

🙂

This thread just gets better:D

…and aided by your wonderful sense of humour Anna.. god bless yer. 😉

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl6AAwENHHI

From Daz’s favourite, Jeff Dunham, Walter has an interesting view about it all.

Pretty darned good! No wonder it has 2,805,670 views!

This thread just gets better:D

WC Fields…?

Or was his along the lines of … ” Children! can’t live with them, can’t cook ’em !” :rolleyes:

Thank you – probably both!:D

“Women! Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.” It has been attributed endlessly – I wonder who first coined it.

WC Fields…?

Or was his along the lines of … ” Children! can’t live with them, can’t cook ’em !” :rolleyes:

3. Learn not to hoover whilst a man is watching football.

Fixed that for ya Mike…;):p



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol

3. Learn not to talk whilst a man is watching football.
4. Talk less

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“Women! Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.” It has been attributed endlessly – I wonder who first coined it.

Walters View

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl6AAwENHHI

From Daz’s favourite, Jeff Dunham, Walter has an interesting view about it all.



It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3.. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17.. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38.. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol

:D:D Hope she don’t read the forum:D

Fortunately for me she doesn’t 🙂