Iv'e run out of money

Marry a pole dancer !

Originally posted by SE5AFAN
Sell your body or become a poll dancer Anna

Have you seen my body:D

Given the choice… No. Now Anna, on the other hand…;)

Flood.

Originally posted by Nermal
Everybody has a sense of humour, don’t they? Seeing a mad fool mad enough to do a mad thing like poll dancing for the forum is worth one burning hot pound coin from anyones fireplace! (Rather see Anna do it, if you don’t mind! POLL DANCING I MEAN, FLOOD! Honest!!!;)) – Nermal

Is that like when you have to vote for a dance ??? 🙂

Originally posted by SE5AFAN
Have you seen my body:D

Everybody has a sense of humour, don’t they? Seeing a mad fool mad enough to do a mad thing like poll dancing for the forum is worth one burning hot pound coin from anyones fireplace! (Rather see Anna do it, if you don’t mind! POLL DANCING I MEAN, FLOOD! Honest!!!;)) – Nermal

Dancing for votes? And I thought I was a barbarian for making the junlies, bums and beggars in town dance like a bear for the 2p for a cup of coffee that I may or may not give them!

Sell your body or become a poll dancer Anna

Have you seen my body:D

Sell your body or become a poll dancer;) 😉 😀 Anna:D

“Christmas isn’t about resenting people for having to give them what you can’t afford.”

yes it is. And besides, I think this post was, like, made in jest…..

Never live off your creditcards, only use them to buy things that make money, or save you money in the long run.

Stop buying presents. Christmas isn’t about resenting people for having to give them what you can’t afford. Give your daughter something of yours and take her out sightseeing. Level with the wife, you can’t do this without her on the same page.

Re: Iv’e run out of money

Originally posted by SE5AFAN

PO BOX 00000
SKINT OF BILLERICAY
😉

You’re not narrowing it down a lot there 😉

I am yet to do any Christmas shopping, if I leave it long enough I may get away with just buying Beer for Christmas, ofcourse this would have to be well and truely sampled by myself first.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Snapper
[B]I like to wire them up to the circuit boards from disposable cameras and then charge the capacitors. When people try to pick them up they get tend to go flying. This always makes me smile on a slow day.

If too many people crowd my space in the office I have a novel way of removing them .
1) Switch off all of the office 240v sockets on the Distribution panel outside the door .
2) Wire a medium sized poly Capacitor across the – and + terminals of the test bench power supply.
3) Ensure the power spply is switched on , everything is turned up full .
4) Simply step outside and reset the breaker – voila – BOOM , evacuated office.

Another good one is get hold of a BIG can Capacitor , solder two long wires on to it , charge the Capacitor up using a power supply – then tuck the Capacitor down the back of your troosers , run the wire down you sleeves and make some comment about an electric atmosphere – or any other “shocking ” comments then discharge the Cap by touching the wires together – the closest thing you”ll get to ball lightning -ZZZZAP!.

Mind you, I usually use 2 pence pieces

With a bit of luck my mate will pick them up.

I like to wire them up to the circuit boards from disposable cameras and then charge the capacitors. When people try to pick them up they get tend to go flying. This always makes me smile on a slow day.

Mind you, I usually use 2 pence pieces.

Originally posted by SE5AFAN
What I hate is when someone glues a pound coin to the floor so you look a complete arse trying to pick it up.

I like to heat pound coins until they are cherry red then throw them out of my office window onto the lino coated corridor in front , they melt right into the lino and are damn hard to remove , if you are really lucky somebody will walk round just as the pound coin is melting into the lino – usually gets you a good scream and third degree burns for the tightwad trying to pick it up.

Originally posted by Snapper
Whenever I stop to pick up coins in the local bar, I usually end up in a scrum, with people jumping on my back and allsorts.

Yeah, crushes them terribly doesn’t it. But then, why take liquorice into a bar in the first place…?

What I hate is when someone glues a pound coin to the floor so you look a complete arse trying to pick it up.

Whenever I stop to pick up coins in the local bar, I usually end up in a scrum, with people jumping on my back and allsorts.

A work mate found 2p on the floor yesterday and he bloody kept it for himself. The tight a+se.
Why can’t I have such luck?

It’s okay. I moved some cash from one of my many other accounts. It’s my own fault. I have 4 cheques in my pocket – some are a month old – which I have been carrying since I received them. £120 there.

I have been thinking of getting a job in a fast food resturaunt. If it’s ok for Kevin Spacey it’s ok for me.