May 10, 2004 at 11:28 am
A 23-year-old man in Hartland, Maine, was hospitalized in March after apparently attempting to commit suicide by crucifying himself. According to an account in the Portland Press Herald, he built a wooden cross, placed it on the floor, and nailed one hand to it. According to the officer, “When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911,” although the officer said he wasn’t sure if the call was for an ambulance or for someone to come help him nail the other hand.
By: Flood - 10th May 2004 at 23:38
#You better make your face up in your favourite disguise
With your button down lips and your roller blind eyes
With your empty smile and your hungry heart
Feel the bile rising from your guilty past
With your nerves in tatters
when the cockle shell shatters
and the hammers batter down your door
You better run like hell #
Run Like Hell – Pink Floyd
Flood.™
By: Flood - 10th May 2004 at 23:23
That is one mean hammer.
Didn’t it have a bit part in The Wall?
Flood.™
By: Wrenchbender - 10th May 2004 at 23:11
He must have saw that Young One’s episode? I told you British Television was evil!
By: Flood - 10th May 2004 at 23:06
what’s a claw-hammer again?
and you never know, who said the cross was fixed?
Claw-hammer?
That is! The claw is the bit that pulls the nails out afterwards – if you have a hand free…
Flood.™
By: plawolf - 10th May 2004 at 22:54
what’s a claw-hammer again?
and you never know, who said the cross was fixed?
By: Flood - 10th May 2004 at 22:49
And within reach!
But he didn’t have a claw-hammer handy…
Flood.™
By: plawolf - 10th May 2004 at 22:33
…the circle is almost complete. 😀 😎
By: Rincewind - 10th May 2004 at 19:32
A 23-year-old man in Hartland, Maine, was hospitalized in March after apparently attempting to commit suicide by crucifying himself. According to an account in the Portland Press Herald, he built a wooden cross, placed it on the floor, and nailed one hand to it. According to the officer, “When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911,” although the officer said he wasn’t sure if the call was for an ambulance or for someone to come help him nail the other hand.
Ok, this is what he should do. Go to Iraq, act as if he’s a rebel, get his *ss arrested and convey his wishes to his captors. I’m sure they’ll be glad to help him out.
By: Flood - 10th May 2004 at 19:23
At the beginning. It is always best…;)
Flood.™
By: plawolf - 10th May 2004 at 19:00
oh, where to start…:rolleyes:
By: MarocMirage - 10th May 2004 at 14:11
Maybe he has a rare disorder? Brains ( if you can call it brains) that lack enough oxygen? 😀