Joke

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on the
bench rings and a man switches on the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk:
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am just in Harvey Nicks and found this beautiful leather coat.
It’s only £5,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, … go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “£80,000”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with some options thrown in.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing … the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking £950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but offer £1,000,000 to make sure we get it this time.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he turns to them and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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