Two fishermen were out in the bay one day, they’d been out for hours when they realised that the tide had taken them right out to sea, a big storm was whipping up so they decided to head back in.
After several attempts to get the engine going they realised that they were in trouble, so they got on the radio.
“Maydey, Maydey dis issa liddle idali, we needa you helpa, pleese come”.
The message was heard by a passing Fokker Friendship who replied to the call.
“Little Italy, Little Italy, this is Fokker Friendship F-27, give us your location please”.
No reply two minutes later the call came again.
“Maydey, Maydey dis issa liddle idali, we needa you help, pleesa come”.
So the pilot again radioed for the location.
“Little Italy, Little Italy, this is Fokker Friendship F-27, give us your location and we will send help”.
Still no reply, so the pilot tries again.
“Little Italy, Little Italy, this is Fokker Friendship…”
Just then the radio spoke.
“Listen mistah, Fokker you Friendship, we needa da help!
Boom tisch!
Success comes to those who earn it, revenge to those who take it and death to anyone who tries to cheat the system. Welcome to Therapy!
By: Comet - 26th March 2002 at 13:52
RE: Joke of the day
LOVE the Ryanair one
Fly with proper Belgian airlines.:-)
By: forwardjumpseat - 24th March 2002 at 20:59
RE: Joke of the day
Excellant V1, thats brilliant,I’ll remember that for future use!!!
By: mj2292 - 23rd March 2002 at 20:28
RE: Joke of the day
Cool. The last joke is the best.
Mik€.
By: V1 - 23rd March 2002 at 18:14
RE: Joke of the day
The only one I can think of relates to the flight code for Ryanair, FR = F**king Rubbish. I’ve known a few travel agents to use that one…
By: forwardjumpseat - 23rd March 2002 at 12:23
RE: Joke of the day
Maybe I should post some of the abbreviations we cabin crew use when refering to passengers………some of them anyway!!!!
By: KabirT - 21st March 2002 at 15:27
RE: Joke of the day
See Sabena…a happy Belgian with that joke…its all part of the fun! Sometimes there are jokes here that you dont understand but u still laugh….ummm no that didnt sound right, lets try again, sheesh cant think of placing that again….anyway hope u get my point! :9
By: Comet - 21st March 2002 at 14:55
RE: Joke of the day
When I was in Brugge last year, someone tried to tell me the Sabena one, but they only knew the “Never Again” bit, that’s the first time I’ve seen it in its entirety.
I have one too, though it’s a bit poor, I’m not good at thinking those sort of things up.
VLM = “Very Loud Machines” – owing to the fact that they fly the Fokker 50, which is a bit noisier than the other airliners I’ve flown in recently.
Sabena, you’ll need a sense of humour to enjoy this forum to the full.:-)
By: KabirT - 21st March 2002 at 14:37
RE: Joke of the day
Its just a joke…no need to take it so seriously! See it from an other angle…other airlines have worst ones.
By: Sabena_A340 - 21st March 2002 at 13:37
RE: Joke of the day
Not very nice thing to say about Sabena. Your fellow Belgian does not like your interpretation of the name.
By: mongu - 18th March 2002 at 22:57
RE: Joke of the day
[updated:LAST EDITED ON 18-03-02 AT 10:59 PM (GMT)]BA = Bloody Awful, Bender Alert, Bashfully Anxious, Beautiful Aircraft.
BMI = Blimey, Mongu’s Inglish, Bloody Marevellous International
MANX = Mind Another Naughty Xxxxx, My Auntie Nellie’s Xylophone
VIRGIN = Vigorous Indians Regularly Go In Nipple
VIASA = Very Insane Airline Screwing Around
Sorry, couldn’t resist it – juvenile, I know!
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