1). Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman walk into a bar. Bartender says ‘Is this a joke?’ :p
2). Man goes to doctor at 9am one morning complaining he is feeling ill. Sadly the doctor tells him he has only 24hrs to live. Man goes home to wife and tells her what the doctor said. When asked what he would like to do with the last day of his life he asks ‘Can we make love?’ Of course the wife agrees and they make love again and again well into the night. With only six more hours to live the man nudges his sleeping wife asking ‘Can we make love again?’
‘Oh, for Pete’s sake’ She replies, ‘I have to get up in the morning, you don’t!’ 😀
Sorry, I am so so sorry 🙁
By: steve rowell - 13th May 2004 at 05:55
Apology accepted
By: SHAMROCK321 - 12th May 2004 at 21:27
dam feckin face got in the way of the d
By: SHAMROCK321 - 12th May 2004 at 21:27
LOL they werent to bad.I was a school concert today and although it doesnt sound to funny when your trying not to laugh at bad musicians this doesnt help.
Q:What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
A:Dam
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May 12, 2004 at 1:02 pm