LET ME SEE IF I’VE GOT THIS RIGHT.
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO A POLITICAL
PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET:
* A JOB,
* AN INTERPRETER,
* FREE LEGAL AID,
* A DRIVERS LICENCE,
* A SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER,
* WELFARE,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* POUNDS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DO NOT
GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION:D
By: Grey Area - 12th May 2010 at 08:03
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By: Grey Area - 12th May 2010 at 07:09
Oh look a killjoy:rolleyes:
You may choose to believe any old crap that appears in your email Inbox, and that’s your privilege, but that doesn’t mean that everyone else has to do the same.
By: Bruggen 130 - 11th May 2010 at 23:30
Oh look, a chain e-mail…… :rolleyes:
Grossly factually incorrect too, like most of its noxious ilk.
Oh look a killjoy:rolleyes:
By: BeeJay - 11th May 2010 at 21:25
Why are you not proud of this countries generosity?
I know it comes out of our taxes but I rather it spent on helping fellow humans than blowing others to bits.
:diablo:
By: stangman - 11th May 2010 at 21:24
Grey Area
Oh look, a chain e-mail……
Grossly factually incorrect too, like most of its noxious ilk.
I’ve got an idea which part might be more or less true!;):diablo::D
By: Arabella-Cox - 11th May 2010 at 20:57
Cross the border illegally into South Africa and you will get a FREE WORLD CUP SOCCER TICKET! 😀
By: Flygirl - 11th May 2010 at 19:06
:D:D
By: hindenburg - 11th May 2010 at 19:01
Dublin 1. ;):D
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
By: BSG-75 - 11th May 2010 at 18:59
So basically you want Britain to be more like North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, China, Venezuela and/or Cuba? Why not simply move there?
Oh, and it’s factually incorrect. You can easily sail into and out of Venezuela 🙂
There are some who believe it is heading that way what with the CCTV theories etc !:eek:
By: Flygirl - 11th May 2010 at 18:57
Scotland?
Dublin 1. ;):D
By: Arthur - 11th May 2010 at 18:56
So basically you want Britain to be more like North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, China, Venezuela and/or Cuba? Why not simply move there?
Oh, and it’s factually incorrect. You can easily sail into and out of Venezuela 🙂
By: hindenburg - 11th May 2010 at 18:50
Which Border would you break for ? I know the one I would choose . 🙂
Scotland?
By: hindenburg - 11th May 2010 at 18:48
Don`t get me started Bruggen…………….
By: Flygirl - 11th May 2010 at 18:39
Which Border would you break for ? I know the one I would choose . 🙂
By: laviticus - 11th May 2010 at 18:07
But to be honest why would you want to cross any of those borders any way.
By: Grey Area - 11th May 2010 at 17:40
Traffic lights have been known to make you giggle, mate. 😀
By: PMN - 11th May 2010 at 17:35
Well it made me giggle. 😉
By: Grey Area - 11th May 2010 at 17:12
Oh look, a chain e-mail…… :rolleyes:
Grossly factually incorrect too, like most of its noxious ilk.
By: J Boyle - 11th May 2010 at 16:26
It’s the same here in the US as well:confused:
But if you say that in the U.S., Obama and the media will call you racist, stupid, ignorant, uncaring….
By: Gary Cain - 11th May 2010 at 16:05
It’s the same here in the US as well:confused:
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