Post any quotes you like, whether famous or just by a friend.
These are my brothers classic (these were said when he was 18 and 19)
“six months, thats almost half a year”.
Another stupid thing my brother said was:
Adam (my brother) had been sat in his bedroom looking at his watch for at least 30 seconds. When I asked what he was doing he said “im trying to tell the time but it keeps changing”!!!
Hes dumb. Share with us youre funny quotes, or serious ones.
By: dartie - 6th December 2003 at 14:09
AH i see
By: ageorge - 6th December 2003 at 14:06
Originally posted by Ren Frew
A ?
Naawwwww , we had him thinking Algebra was a country .
By: dartie - 6th December 2003 at 14:05
:confused: I dont get it ageorge! But i guess im half asleep here so yeah!
By: Ren Frew - 6th December 2003 at 14:03
A ?
By: ageorge - 6th December 2003 at 13:40
Another true quote , at my last place of employment we had a solder plating plant staffed by some real nut-cases , one day I asked this chap Finchy ” What is the capital of Algebra ” he paused for a minute then started laughing and said ” thats a trick question , Algebra is the capital !!”.
By: dartie - 6th December 2003 at 13:19
A quote which i think is quite true it maye be classified as a saying but oh well! ” WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND ” i think this is a true saying! And can be proven time and time again!
By: cas - 6th December 2003 at 13:19
when asked for his opinion on the use of tactics
beckham replied
” oh I like them they make my breath smell better “:confused:
By: ageorge - 6th December 2003 at 12:32
I once asked a workmate if he was autistic – he replied ” no – I can’t draw worth a fu*k”
By: F-18 Hamburger - 5th December 2003 at 19:41
“Pretty women make men buy beer, ugly women make men drink beer”
By: macky42 - 5th December 2003 at 18:28
An old chemistry teacher of mine was notorious for his sayings:
“I teach you everything I know, and still you know nothing!”
“Every time I open my mouth, an idiot speaks!”
“You think I know nothing, but I know bu**er all!”
(pointing at pupil with ruler)
“At the end of this ruler is an idiot!”
All of these are true.
By: steve rowell - 5th December 2003 at 03:51
I once asked a guy in the Army if he had an opinion on Euthanasia
His answer was he’s more interested in the problems of kids in his own county: TRUE
By: Ren Frew - 5th December 2003 at 00:20
“This would sound much better in dobbly”
By: Ren Frew - 5th December 2003 at 00:19
“You can’t dust for vomit”
By: Ren Frew - 5th December 2003 at 00:18
“Hello Cleveland !”
By: Warhawk - 4th December 2003 at 22:06
Murphy’s twenty seventh law of combat: Tracers work both ways.:D
By: MINIDOH - 4th December 2003 at 21:13
Now thats a lot of quotes you guys have posted!
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December 4, 2003 at 8:02 pm