Little house

Originally posted by SOC
As Robin Williams once said, they were people so uptight, the British kicked them out 😀

Yeah – but Robin Williams was one of them!

Flood.

As Robin Williams once said, they were people so uptight, the British kicked them out 😀

Actually thought it wasn’t convicts (or many of them, anyway) but religious nutters that initially left Britain for the New World…:D But we don’t want them back, ta muchly!

Flood.

The U.S only speak our language because they were too lazy to invent their own, or weren’t bright enough to be able to.

So we should have invented a different language, even when we were part of Britain, just because we were across the pond?

You see SoC, you must remember that when America was ours, we sent our convicts there, no wonder you have to steal our ideas.

What are all these ideas you speak of? And I thought the convicts went to Australia (no offense to our Aussie members intended!)? Either way we’ve obviously done pretty well for ourselves…

And by the way, what does it feel like knowing that the only country to have burn’t Washington down to the ground in 1812, was your mother country, we still have the power to do it again, and don’t you forget it.!!

Sure, c’mon over here and try that again and see how far you get 😀 Wow, reaching all the way back to 1812 for your insults, you must have had to really think about that one :rolleyes:

Americans, they can’t help but be annoying.

I thought it was Americans, they can’t help but invade most of the world? :confused: Can you guys make up your minds? 😀

Ah yes! Take that Mr American! With people like him behind me, we all have reason to worry!:D

Flood.

Pathetic.
The U.S only speak our language because they were too lazy to invent their own, or weren’t bright enough to be able to.
You see SoC, you must remember that when America was ours, we sent our convicts there, no wonder you have to steal our ideas.

And by the way, what does it feel like knowing that the only country to have burn’t Washington down to the ground in 1812, was your mother country, we still have the power to do it again, and don’t you forget it.!!:mad: 😡 😡

Americans, they can’t help but be annoying.

Will we notice any difference?:rolleyes:

Flood.

I’m gonna drink heavily tonight.

Wouldn’t give you the satisfaction!;) – Nermal

Originally posted by mike currill
You massacre our language and have the audacity to still call it English. I’m ashamed of these damned colonials. 🙂

Did you download the English language file I posted? 😀

Originally posted by SOC
Whatever…you’re just mad because we perfected your stupid language. At least be happy we have the courtesy to still call it English 😀

You massacre our language and have the audacity to still call it English. I’m ashamed of these damned colonials. 🙂

This post is a joke please say it is:eek: 😮 Anna:D 😀 😀

When I manage to heave it into the river… The thread will be deleted!

Flood.

God, an American Cat. That’s about the worst creature possible isn’t it? What hatred I have for that.

And a net, and a trident, and a large box…

Flood.

You’d have to use chicken wings. Those are his favorite food 😀

We have a device in Britain known as ‘Pork Scratchings’ (and they are what they sound like…As you would find out if you got a bit still with stubble on it:eek:!)… Cats will endure anything for them, I have found. Gimme that sack!

Flood.

The problem is the little fokker wouldn’t cooperate long enough to get him into the bag 😀

Can he swim?

In a black plastic bag?

Tied at the top?

And a brick in the bottom?

From a tall bridge over a deep river?

Can he?

How did you find that out?:eek:

Flood.

No really, that might work with the others but not with The Demon 😀