Every small town has one, so whats in yours….
I generally like to check the court reports to see if they’ve caught up with me…
Then the obituaries to see if I’m in…
But the entertainment i look for is the odd stories ,usually involving drink or drugs, but funny none the less.
here’s some….
A recovering heroin addict stole a tv/dvd set to sell for black-market methadone has been jailed.
prosecutor said he hid the tv/dvd in a carrier in his trolley and wheeled it out of the store after only paying for a 55p drink,he was stopped out side……
never
The funniest ive ever seen is a man fell asleep in a club toilet,when he awoke he found the bar empty he thought he’d died and gone to heaven ,so he helped himself to a drink from the optics.Then realising heaven probably wasn’t an empty bar, he decided to clime out of a window,only realising on his landing he was two floors up…
By: holty - 19th February 2006 at 09:53
adverts and junkies in the chorley citizen, says a lot about todays society
By: steve rowell - 19th February 2006 at 04:40
Well we have a naked man that likes to drive down country lanes, praying on young lady horse rider’s 😀 Sad Git!!
Just property pages 😀 😀 Anna 😀
What’s that you say Anna, you’re going horse riding
By: Arabella-Cox - 17th February 2006 at 20:24
Pretty Flamingo
Not quite the newspapers but….
By: Mark9 - 17th February 2006 at 20:02
So let me get this straight?
This naked bloke drives down a country lane, hops out of his car when he sees a young filly on horseback and he … reads prayers to them?
😀 😀 Yep, My friend run’s a riding estb: Sad Times Huh!!!! 🙁 Anna
By: Mark9 - 17th February 2006 at 19:29
Well we have a naked man that likes to drive down country lanes, praying on young lady horse rider’s 😀 Sad Git!!
Just property pages 😀 😀 Anna 😀
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