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Just seen on the local news that a cat rescue group in Worthing are exporting cats to Guernsey…
What do they do with them out there?;)

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By: landyman - 12th August 2004 at 15:02

Guernsey is a place where one passport photo fits all, where they have a don’t look alike competition, where “keeping it in the family” has a totally different meaning 😀

incest by palitoy, a game all the family can play 😀
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By: Learning_Slowly - 11th August 2004 at 14:07

All he can do on those deserted shores, where they still shoot the French on the beach at first light

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By: DazDaMan - 11th August 2004 at 13:15

Goddam, you play a mean banjo!” 😀

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By: EN830 - 11th August 2004 at 13:13

Thank you it’s the botox 😀

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By: DazDaMan - 11th August 2004 at 13:09

“This one’s got a real perty mouth” 😉

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By: EN830 - 11th August 2004 at 12:55

Not from around here are you boy ????

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By: DazDaMan - 11th August 2004 at 12:50

Wheeeeeee!

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By: EN830 - 11th August 2004 at 12:46

Yep, there’s a little boy who plays the banjo just as you arrive at the airport. He plays it better than most, having six fingers to each hand!!!!

“Squeal like a pig boy”

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By: DazDaMan - 11th August 2004 at 12:38

“Duelling banjos” immediately springs to mind….:rolleyes:

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By: EN830 - 11th August 2004 at 12:15

Would you believe that the neutering system in Guernsey has been that successful there is now a shortage of moggies.

Guernsey is a place where one passport photo fits all, where they have a don’t look alike competition, where “keeping it in the family” has a totally different meaning 😀

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By: steve rowell - 11th August 2004 at 10:57

Maybe a new Chinese restaurant has opened

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By: Ren Frew - 11th August 2004 at 01:00

They make them despatch items for 7 day shop.

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