By: ukmams - 10th July 2003 at 14:35
Just before Rod Hull fell off his roof police were investigating him for arm smuggling……
I used to be a marathon runner, but now i just smuggle mars bars….
Oldies are the best…..
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By: EN830 - 10th July 2003 at 13:14
A Rabbi, Anglican Bishop and the Pope wall into a bar.
The bar tender looks them up and down and says “Is this a Joke”?
By: EN830 - 9th July 2003 at 23:44
What do you call a monkey with a bomb up it’s arse.
A Baaboom
By: Snapper - 9th July 2003 at 23:17
There’s worse. A huge hole has appeared in the ozone layer. Scientists are now looking into it.
By: ageorge - 9th July 2003 at 22:43
A school teacher has just been arrested at Edinburgh Airport trying to board his flight with a calculator , paper and pens , he is suspected of carrying weapons of maths instruction.
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July 9, 2003 at 10:07 pm