There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device… A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. “You impotent *******,”
She screamed at him, “How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
“I’ll explain the toy . . You explain the kids.”
By: Kenbo - 4th October 2008 at 21:42
This one still tickles me… here goes…
Englishman, scotsman and irishman are in the pub one night moaning about their wives….
The englishman say’s ‘my wife bought a car yesterday an’ she cant even drive!
Oh… says the scotsman…’my wife went on diet last week an’ she aint even fat’!
Thats nothin’ say’s the irishman ‘my wife went on holidayto Benidorm with 30 condoms an’ she aint even got a c*o*ck….!
Priceless:dev2::D:D
By: Spitfire Pilot - 30th September 2008 at 14:01
😀 😀 😀 LOL 😀
I’m going to have to tell my mother that one…..she’ll love it!!!
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