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Most embarrasing thing you have ever done…!

😮 😮 What is the most embarrasing thing you have ever done…? 😮 😮

For me, the most embarrasing thing I have ever done was to walk into a lampost!

Ok, thats not very embarrasing I hear you say, but consider this…I was on my way to the Moorfields Eye Hospital in London to get my eyes checked! 😀

😮 x100, or what.

So, what have you done?

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By: Rlangham - 9th February 2006 at 22:16

Well was running across a three lane road that came off a ring-road to get to the car park with my mates, lost my footing whilst running over an island (the road was completley clear), and whilst running halfway across the road my left leg gave way and next thing I knew i was sitting in the middle of a three lane road with my mates on one side of the road p***ing themselves laughing, with me basically dragging myself across the pavement in case any cars were coming!

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By: Papa Lima - 9th February 2006 at 22:13

On practice AOCs parade at RAF Locking, along with several hundred other Aircraft Apprentices, stood to attention for seemingly hours. I had (as usual) had a late night and, right in the middle of the front row (as always, being a shorty) could not stifle a mighty yawn. The SWO steadily marched over from his position next to the dais, jabbed me in the stomach with his pace stick and roared “Wake up, lad!!!” Several hundred giggles erupted and of course I went red as a beetroot.
This was 45 years ago but I’ve never forgotten the shame!

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By: Mark9 - 9th February 2006 at 13:41

Oh c’mon Anna, titillate us with at least one

😀 😀 I already did Steve!!!
Another one, went to a paintball type fight thing with my Ex, cause everyone looked the same in mask’s I could only judge by body shape 😀 😀 I pinched the wrong bum 😀 😀 My ex not amused but the German Army officer was. 😀 😀 😀 :diablo: :diablo:

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By: DazDaMan - 7th February 2006 at 08:20

Yeah, Anna, don’t leave us in suspenders….

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By: Arm Waver - 7th February 2006 at 07:42

Oh c’mon Anna, titillate us with at least one

Come on Anna do titillate us…

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By: steve rowell - 6th February 2006 at 21:44

😀 😀 I think i will give this thread a big miss 😀 😀 far to many things on my list 😀 Anna 😀 :diablo: :diablo:

Oh c’mon Anna, titillate us with at least one

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By: Spitfire Pilot - 6th February 2006 at 18:19

I can never get up on the wrong side of the bed (the left side is against the wall so I can only get out of the RIGHT side 😀 😀 😀 Mark 😀

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By: Mark9 - 6th February 2006 at 18:01

One thing that springs to mind :rolleyes: woke up in the wrong country :rolleyes: 😀 😀 Anna

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By: Spitfire Pilot - 6th February 2006 at 16:58

I think I want to join the ATC as an instructor.

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By: Arm Waver - 6th February 2006 at 13:41

Ok here’s mine…

It was the first ever enrollments for our newly formed Detactched Flight of Air Cadets and as such the wing padre was invited (and accepted) to perform them. There were 4 of us that moved over to help set it up and were all NCO/SNCO’s.

During the ceremony the padre is doing a bit of a speil for the parents and so forth and I admit, I had tuned out a bit…

Padre: “I look around this room and I see years of experience in these four NCO’s. How many years expreience do you think there is Flight Sargeant?”

Me suddenly very alert: “Oh god knows!” (ARGH – I can’t say that!!!!)

Padre – straight back no pause: “I’m sure he does…”

Cue rawcous laughter and a rapidly blushing Flight Sargeant.

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By: Spitfire Pilot - 6th February 2006 at 13:10

My brother picked up a dead owl once thinking it was my friends hat and although it was very dark I’ll remember the sheer terror on his face for the rest of my life 😀 😀 😀 Mark 😀 Damn that was funny 😀 😀 😀

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By: Spitfire Pilot - 6th February 2006 at 13:08

I’ve walked into several lamp posts and even a HUGE post box 😀 😀 😀 Mark 😀

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By: Spitfire Pilot - 6th February 2006 at 13:07

Kick up a stink about it. Kick and scream if you have to – that’ll make them sit up and take notice.

I’m going to sue them for breach of contract and making my 16 year old brother (who is still in school) work almost 20 hours a day. Then I’ll see the look on the b******s faces 😀 😀 😀 Mark 😀

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By: DazDaMan - 6th February 2006 at 13:00

Don’t ask……………I’m in one of those wierd moods today…………The bl00dy Commodore have failed to pay my wages yet again 😡 😡 😡 And I know have tonnes of things to get and no damn money to get it with 😡 ******* people 😡

Kick up a stink about it. Kick and scream if you have to – that’ll make them sit up and take notice.

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By: holty - 6th February 2006 at 12:58

yeah come on mark, f**k’em just to see the look on their face

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By: Canpark - 6th February 2006 at 12:52

Don’t ask……………I’m in one of those wierd moods today…………The bl00dy Commodore have failed to pay my wages yet again 😡 😡 😡 And I know have tonnes of things to get and no damn money to get it with 😡 ******* people 😡

Cheer up, Mark 😀

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By: Spitfire Pilot - 6th February 2006 at 12:50

Don’t ask……………I’m in one of those wierd moods today…………The bl00dy Commodore have failed to pay my wages yet again 😡 😡 😡 And I know have tonnes of things to get and no damn money to get it with 😡 ******* people 😡

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By: DazDaMan - 6th February 2006 at 12:46

Karaoke

Although my alternative version of “You’re just too good to be true” was embarassing to my other half!

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By: holty - 6th February 2006 at 12:43

come on mark, being borns not that bad, its your mum that looked daft with her feet in stirrups……kareoke however!!!!

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By: Spitfire Pilot - 6th February 2006 at 12:33

I’m stuck between attempting Kareoke the other night (never again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙁 🙁 🙁 ) and being born 🙁 🙁 🙁 Mark 🙁

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