THE Queen swore at a police constable patrolling the gardens of Buckingham Palace armed with a pistol of the kind used by diplomatic protection officers, it was reported yesterday.
“You can take that bloody thing away,” the Queen told the officer, when she saw his MP5 Heckler and Koch.
The report in the Sun, which has good contacts in the palace, said the incident happened after the royals returned to London from their winter break at Sandringham.
The Queen was unimpressed at the beefed-up security at the palace, decided in her absence.
The Queen is normally careful with her choice of words in public, although Prince Philip is known for riper language.
Police chiefs were reported to have ordered members of Scotland Yard’s royalty and diplomatic protection squad to be less visible in future.
By: Last Lightning - 24th March 2004 at 00:55
big macs a big mac
royale with cheese go burger king
By: atc pal - 21st March 2004 at 11:30
Sorry – No McHorsys here! 😉
By: Nermal - 20th March 2004 at 09:55
And the Danes eat horses (I am told). What has this to do with anything? – Nermal
By: SOC - 20th March 2004 at 05:56
Heh…Royale with cheese… 😀
By: steve rowell - 20th March 2004 at 04:28
Don’t the French call a big Mac a Royal, or something like that
By: Flood - 19th March 2004 at 15:43
Ah – but McDonalds want domination and a tidy profit too. The British Empire would never have agreed to that…
Flood.
By: Last Lightning - 19th March 2004 at 15:20
Macdonalds want global domination, the british empire did that years ago.:D
By: Flood - 18th March 2004 at 23:29
Well, he’d have a steak in it…(groan:rolleyes: )
Flood.
By: Snapper - 18th March 2004 at 23:26
Ruled by a Burgermeister?
By: Flood - 18th March 2004 at 23:08
McDonalds – a burger republic? Hmm.
Flood.
By: F-18 Hamburger - 18th March 2004 at 23:01
Originally posted by Snapper
Burger Queen doesn’t have the right sound to it.McQueenies, now there is an improvement.
No-way!—McDonalds will never be ruled by a monarchy..it shall forever be an oligarchy!
By: Flood - 18th March 2004 at 22:42
Can see the TV advert now… A Ford Mustang, the streets of San Francisco, those roads going down hill…
Been done all ready.
Flood.
By: Snapper - 18th March 2004 at 22:35
Burger Queen doesn’t have the right sound to it.
McQueenies, now there is an improvement.
By: F-18 Hamburger - 17th March 2004 at 03:45
Originally posted by steve rowell
She’s a nasty old cow and her husband is a pompous ar*ehole
They’ve never done a days work in their lives, the Royal Family are a bunch of Taxpayer funded parasites
ever thought of letting her rule Burger King?
By: Last Lightning - 17th March 2004 at 00:46
we won didn`t we?
mmm what was that score again?
By: Mark L - 16th March 2004 at 13:16
She is also a great asset to our tourism industry too. The number of people that come over to see Buckingham Palace in the hope of seeing “The Queen of England” is quite immense.
Try going up there once in a while and see how close you can get without a Japanese tourist barging you out of the way :rolleyes:
By: Snapper - 16th March 2004 at 09:09
Yeah, sure Steve. Whatever.
Would you spend all year cutting ribbons, shaking hands with ponces and chatting to boring tossers? Would you go and meet all the filthy flea-bitten scumbags that she has to? Would you spend all night watching the Royal Variety Performance? And all the time be under intense public scrutiny? **** that – thats way harder than my job. Get real.
ps – the Sun is less accurate than the Beano in terms of news.
By: steve rowell - 16th March 2004 at 08:47
And she hasn’t worked a day since
By: mike currill - 16th March 2004 at 08:11
Originally posted by steve rowell
She’s a nasty old cow and her husband is a pompous ar*ehole
They’ve never done a days work in their lives, the Royal Family are a bunch of Taxpayer funded parasites
Sorry to disapoint you Steve but the Queen worked her fair share of unsociable hours during WWII as an army ambulance driver in London
By: Geforce - 16th March 2004 at 07:24
Hey you Ozzies, it’s still your queen. I can understand she’s upset, but that officer is justb following his orders, not? As a head of state, she should have known that.
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