“WE HAVE TO CUT OUR MILITARY SPENDING”, says spokesman…
“LATEST MILITARY BUDGET CUTS ARE TOO DEEP”, says someone else…
“Maybe we should cut the wars we get ourselves involved in”, says Al Qaeda sympathiser and anarchist
Top chiefs from the Army, Navy and Air Force react to cuts at meeting about donuts…
Donut specialist Homer Simpson advises, “You can never have enough donuts”…
MoD reveals technical plans for Chinook replacement…
Royal Navy Harrier replacement fleet revealed…
“These don’t need an aircraft carrier and can use commercial airports” says spokesman…
Lybian Air Force plane intercepted in no-fly zone…
“Its the first intercept I’ve done at just above Vs” says RAF fighter pilot…
Navy fling-wing pilots to practice operating from alternative floatable objects after the carriers are scrapped…
“The sphere floats really well and can not be sunk by a torpedo”, says spokesman…
“Navy pilots can land anywhere, even French carriers” says Navy person…
Shock News! Jane Fonda no longer the pin-up sweetheart for Vietnam combat pilots…
Westland shows off latest UAV spy plane replacement for the Sentinel…
“It can also be flown by a trained monkey to save batteries”, spokesman reports after flight instructor states he could teach a monkey to fly…
Government scraps Army Apaches and unveils cheaper replacement…
Army pilot/soldier says, “we expect the enemy to be laughing too much to target us”…
New nesting sites for RAF as military bases are closed due to cuts…
“If crows can do it we can do it” says spokesman…
Cuts force Minister to replace RAF Hercules transports with cheaper aircraft… #1
“Foreign-built transports are the future for our tactical needs” says spokesman…
Cuts force Minister to replace RAF Hercules transports with cheaper aircraft… #2
The troops exit the aircraft through the tail exit just as with the Hercules…
“The USA has offered to replace our C-17 Globemasters with the earlier piston version C-123 Globemaster which is still stored en-masse in the desert near California for the next war”, eager minister reveals…
AND IN OTHER MILITARY NEWS…
Super Secret Stealth Bomber disguised as cloud…
Military pilots locate Customs’ secret Cannibis incineration plant in Wiltshire…
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(NO offence meant to anyone, especially the guys and galls at Odiham)
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May 17, 2011 at 12:38 pm